By Username - 31/07/2019 00:01 - Singapore

Today, I was put in lockup for accidentally scaring the officer by lifting my hand to scratch my head. FML
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Weslea Sanchez 12

Well at least they didn't shoot first and ask questions later

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skippydoda 32

That makes me feel safe that he's carrying a gun

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Weslea Sanchez 12

Well at least they didn't shoot first and ask questions later

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skippydoda 32

That makes me feel safe that he's carrying a gun

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Memnoc 26

When a cop says don't move, what they really mean is..... DON'T FRIGGIN MOVE!

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WeirdUS 29

I got pulled over once and they had me get out of the car and of course they were nervous about my hands in my jeans with my thumbs sticking out. When they say keep your hands where we can see them and don't move they don't take that lightly.

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_SouthernClass_ 7

Wait. If you’re in lockup how do you have internet service?

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