By dunicha - 17/11/2011 00:37 - United States

Today, I was reading a book in German, which I don't know very well. Suddenly I reached a passage I had no trouble understanding. Excited, I showed my husband, saying I was finally getting the hang of it. He laughed and patted my head. Turns out, that particular passage was a quote. In English. FML
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kickazz16 15

What did you expect? A cookie?

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Grimmerie 31

Did you recently suffer a sharp blow to the head?

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iiDangerCloseBK 6

Sprechen Sie Deutsch?

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perdix 29

Ja, but I'm not über gut at it.

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drawmesunshine 17

Nein, pero yo se español. No necesito mi novio hablar para mi. ¿Donde esta el baño? El queso es viejo y mohoso. Tengo un gato en los pantalones.

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asiasweety 0

Ja, ich bin in Deutsch Drei. Ich weiss alle ueber Verben mit Festern Praepositionen(: ich bin am besten in die erste Stunde, wenn ich lernen hat. Aber, Englisch gefaellt mir sehr besser. WHAT NOW?!

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xNephilim 18

Asiasweetie, that was actually pretty good. Gotta make sure to get your sentence structure improved and learn your die, der, das, but those are easily mixed up for native speakers too. I believed butter was "der" for the longest time. Turns out it's actually "die".

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alpacamybooks 11

You both screwed up. "Are you blond?" is how you both should've written it.

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drawmesunshine 17

86 was remarking on how 67 spelled 'blonde' wrong.

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xBunii18x 2

I think I understand. Like your trying to read something in a different language for a while and then you don't realize you see a language you do understand.. That didn't make sense but XD

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irishman1989 0

Total blonde joke. Imma use this this morning

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Samuel55 7

That means that you were really engaged in your German. Mach dir keine Sorgen darüber

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01fuckhead10 14

hahahahaha can people really be that stupid

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Agony_Blackheart 2

I'm perfectly bilingual in French and English, and sometimes I don't know when I pass from one language to the other. When I was learning English, I read a book that had some French words in it and I didn't realize they were French. Sometimes, I still do, it's called concentration people, so stop bashing her.

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iwadasn 32

Yeah, but she's not perfectly bilingual; she says she doesn't know German very well. That's why most people think she deserves it.

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