Miscellaneous: Today, I was reading and started laughing at a funny part in... - FML

By Marmarfarfar - 07/05/2013 16:43 - Canada - Ottawa

Today, I was reading and started laughing at a funny part in my book. My mom then bitched me out because she thought I was laughing at her. She called me a liar after I explained myself. Her logic? "Books aren't funny". FML

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Marmarfarfar 25

Wednesday 8 May 2013 3:27

Hey everyone, OP here! I enjoyed reading all the comments, and I am happy to know I'm not the only one to laugh or cry when reading a good book. Just wanted to say that I am not from an up tight family, me and my brother had been picking on my mom all day making jokes. I was just around her at a bad time and she thought I was still laughing at her, so I might actually deserve this one. :)

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dakatabg 31

Tuesday 7 May 2013 22:21

Smack her with the book

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Tuesday 7 May 2013 22:32

#11 kinda cranky, no? Who peed in your Cheerios?

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DaRito 25

Wednesday 13 May 2015 22:43

She's clearly never read anything by Douglas Adams.

FryingPanHero 11

Tuesday 15 December 2015 15:01

Books aren't funny? (Pulls 50 Shades of Grey out of her bookshelf) I think she's a hypocrite.

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