Intimacy: Today, I was reading erotic literature and noticed several errors... - FML

By Anonymous - 17/06/2012 04:53 - United States - Lancaster

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Today, I was reading erotic literature and noticed several errors in syntax, resulting in my mood being killed. I was cockblocked by my need for grammatical correctness. FML

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By BlueB - 06/07/2013 15:42 - United States

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Today, I realized that I am such a Grammar Nazi that when a porn star says something grammatically-incorrect, I lose my boner. FML

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By KiDCuSHi - 20/08/2011 04:58 - Canada

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Today, my girlfriend sexted me for the first time in months. Halfway through reading it I was getting kind of hot. Then I found a spelling mistake and all I could think to do was correct her. She now won't talk to me. FML

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By notagyno - 29/03/2013 14:19 - Romania - Bucharest

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Today, I realized how badly medical education has ruined me when I couldn't enjoy erotic literature because of one subtle anatomy mistake the author made. FML

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By frustrated - 13/01/2013 06:39 - United States - Miami

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Today, while reading an erotic story, I was more excited that the author used a conjunctive adverb than the sexual content in the story. FML

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By randomdude3890 - 11/02/2015 04:58 - United States - Bellevue

Today, my caring way too much about proper grammar got out of hand when I corrected my girlfriend during a talk about her dying grandmother. FML

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By Nicki - 21/12/2011 12:30 - Canada

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Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend, and I said something grammatically wrong during it. He chose to correct it. FML

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By kingmetal42 - 09/02/2010 19:10 - France

Today, I texted my girlfriend that I'm going to 'lick my professor's ass' instead of 'kick' due to auto-correction on my phone. FML

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By lex - 14/02/2013 11:01 - United States

Today, I had to use a dictionary before I realized I was being flirted with. FML

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By Helena - 25/09/2018 03:00

Today, I was on my Wheel of Time fanfiction roleplay chatting seductively with my virtual lover while taking a break from doing some work, only to realize that I had accidentally sent the revenue report to my fellow fanfiction lover and used magic to undress my boss. FML

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By whatdoesitmatter - 01/10/2013 10:47 - India - Erayu

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Today, my sex-crazed ex wrote me a letter so bad, it haunts me that I let a guy with such terrible grammar skills touch my boobs. FML

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perdix 29

Sunday 17 June 2012 12:15

A big turn-off is the unexpected period.

thatgirlinoregon 21

Sunday 17 June 2012 13:49

Don't forget the improper use of colons!

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TofuSpaceships 3

Saturday 30 June 2012 4:28

Was it Fifty Shades of... never mind.

Hagerdy 3

Friday 4 January 2013 8:50

I know that feel bro.

zomgbies 17

Monday 12 August 2013 22:23

YDI for being an incurable grammar nazi!

ProgMetalMan 8

Sunday 20 July 2014 9:27

If OP is incurable, how is it their fault?

The_9th_Doctor 18

Wednesday 11 September 2013 4:21

same happens to me

gennyv 29

Monday 14 April 2014 4:01

By 'erotic literature,' I have the feeling it was fanfiction, which would also explain why there were errors

rinzlerkitty94 31

Monday 4 January 2016 15:42

Fifty Shades of Grey?

Sighnexxures 8

Wednesday 21 March 2018 11:27

lol it does suck to read things, written wrongly, as you would not say it. It sounds STUPID;l hence why no **** is deserved for bad grammar';

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