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By Anonymous - 17/06/2012 04:53 - United States - Lancaster

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Today, I was reading erotic literature and noticed several errors in syntax, resulting in my mood being killed. I was cockblocked by my need for grammatical correctness. FML

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By BlueB - 06/07/2013 15:42 - United States

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Today, I realized that I am such a Grammar Nazi that when a porn star says something grammatically-incorrect, I lose my boner. FML

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By KiDCuSHi - 20/08/2011 04:58 - Canada

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Today, my girlfriend sexted me for the first time in months. Halfway through reading it I was getting kind of hot. Then I found a spelling mistake and all I could think to do was correct her. She now won't talk to me. FML

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By notagyno - 29/03/2013 14:19 - Romania - Bucharest

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Today, I realized how badly medical education has ruined me when I couldn't enjoy erotic literature because of one subtle anatomy mistake the author made. FML

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By frustrated - 13/01/2013 06:39 - United States - Miami

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Today, while reading an erotic story, I was more excited that the author used a conjunctive adverb than the sexual content in the story. FML

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By randomdude3890 - 11/02/2015 04:58 - United States - Bellevue

Today, my caring way too much about proper grammar got out of hand when I corrected my girlfriend during a talk about her dying grandmother. FML

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By Nicki - 21/12/2011 12:30 - Canada

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Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend, and I said something grammatically wrong during it. He chose to correct it. FML

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By kingmetal42 - 09/02/2010 19:10 - France

Today, I texted my girlfriend that I'm going to 'lick my professor's ass' instead of 'kick' due to auto-correction on my phone. FML

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By lex - 14/02/2013 11:01 - United States

Today, I had to use a dictionary before I realized I was being flirted with. FML

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By Helena - 25/09/2018 03:00

Today, I was on my Wheel of Time fanfiction roleplay chatting seductively with my virtual lover while taking a break from doing some work, only to realize that I had accidentally sent the revenue report to my fellow fanfiction lover and used magic to undress my boss. FML

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By whatdoesitmatter - 01/10/2013 10:47 - India - Erayu

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Today, my sex-crazed ex wrote me a letter so bad, it haunts me that I let a guy with such terrible grammar skills touch my boobs. FML

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Top comments

perdix 29

Sunday 17 June 2012 12:15

A big turn-off is the unexpected period.

thatgirlinoregon 21

Sunday 17 June 2012 13:49

Don't forget the improper use of colons!

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AlexM42 5

Monday 18 June 2012 1:59

I HATE when that happens... Not that ya know I do that sort of thing heh heh ;-)

beckyxD 13

Monday 18 June 2012 2:48

"And then he slided his hand up my skirt and I moaned with pleasure." Lol Grammar Nazi FTW

tudorgirl12 5

Monday 18 June 2012 2:59

Were you reading fanfiction?

shadowsorel 15

Saturday 29 September 2012 5:15

Yes. Twilight fanfiction... That eventually evolved into the abomination we call "Fifty Shades Of Grey."

Fasterkill 6

Monday 18 June 2012 3:14

Intelligence should be praised, not shit on. I can't stand people like you. Your priorities are faulty.

chokefrantic 9

Monday 18 June 2012 4:04

It's good that someone has standards!

photoquilty 6

Monday 18 June 2012 5:17

You're me. I totally understand.

perei176 9

Monday 18 June 2012 5:21

Omg, I'm the same way!! It sucks

Dragunov95 1

Monday 18 June 2012 5:24

I don't think cockblocked was the correct term for that. Were you expecting to **** the book?

melrose90210 10

Monday 18 June 2012 5:55

Fifty shades of grey ringing any bells?

j3ebrules 13

Monday 18 June 2012 6:09

I've done that!!

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