By Anonymous - 17/06/2012 04:53 - United States - Lancaster

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Today, I was reading erotic literature and noticed several errors in syntax, resulting in my mood being killed. I was cockblocked by my need for grammatical correctness. FML
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perdix 29

A big turn-off is the unexpected period.

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insomniac8400 13

I think you may mean errors in grammar, although if you are a grammar nazi you may actually know what you are talking about.

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bchelle11 0

Shouldn't be a **** reading pervert.

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N8George 9

You know you have no life when poor grammar ruins your boner..

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shawge 1

Thank god I'm not the only one! Intelligence is a huge turn-on, and poor grammar (especially in something published) tends to indicate the opposite..

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Ray_of_midnight 22

Yeah, happens to both me and my g/f too, when we each try to read erotic literature. :-( some of that stuff is sheer crap.

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Ray_of_midnight 22

"Not known for being fantastically written works of literature"? Ever heard of Anaïs Nin? D.H. Lawrence? "Fanny Hill"? "Autobiography of a Flea"? The Marquis de Sade? Sappho? Martial? (my g/f learned Latin so she could read Martial in the original!) I'm sure other people could come up with more.

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bizarre_ftw 21

Then write your own or change your search. I know there are good writers that write erotica out there, I have one for a friend (true I've only read his non X-rated stuff, but it's not like it's a shifting skill) They exist, and it's not like it's too much to ask

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pichu172b 7

Bet the book was 50 Shades of Grey.

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bizarre_ftw 21

Bet that joke is going to get old fast -__-

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TofuSpaceships 3

79: but it's not really a joke... At least not the way that 78 put it.

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totheforest84 4

You need to relax.

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