Embarrassing and Work: Today, I was really, REALLY tired at work. I went to the restroom...

By sleepytime - 05/10/2009 16:36 - United States

Today, I was really, REALLY tired at work. I went to the restroom to take a little break, and must have dozed off, because I was awoken by my boss, knocking on the door of the stall. Apparently, I had been snoring. FML

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Today, at work, I fell asleep. This is how I discovered that when I'm sleeping, and am scared awake by my boss with an air horn, I yelp louder than a terrier and piss my pants. FML

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By XoXonedirectionXoXo - 23/06/2012 22:21 - United States - Eden Prairie

Today, I fell asleep while on the toilet at work. When I woke up, I tried to quietly sneak back to my desk, only to be caught by my boss. He immediately sent me packing and gave his "best wishes" for me in the unemployment line. FML

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By Anonymous - 06/04/2016 18:18 - Netherlands - Den Dungen

Today, I fell asleep while taking a dump. At work. FML

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By Coach - 30/10/2009 13:19 - United States

Today, I was woken up from a phone call from my boss. He asked if I had been asleep. I told him I wasn't, that I was in my car on the way to work. Then my alarm went off. FML

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DirtyDiana_fml 0

Monday 5 October 2009 20:56

Say "I just was pushing out a 26 foot long turd and i was so exhausted I fell asleep."

netfreak 0

Monday 5 October 2009 20:23

yes. all employers should pay their employees to nap in a toilet stall instead of work.

Comments

jw90 18

Monday 5 October 2009 21:46

I have insomnia and it makes it very hard for me to get a good amount of sleep. So for all we know the OP may have insomnia, narcolepsy, etc.

Witchcraft_fml 4

Monday 5 October 2009 21:50

Butt burps XD Worse than regular burps, and ten times as shocking.

theideot 0

Monday 5 October 2009 21:51

YDI (Your Da Idiot)

mitzi_fml 0

Monday 5 October 2009 22:56

Apparently, you are. :)

zee209 0

Monday 5 October 2009 22:20

This isn't an FML. YDI. You're lucky you didn't get fired.

movies12 0

Monday 5 October 2009 22:29

Sleeping on a toilet is NOT comfortable. It really hurts ur neck. I once did I woke up in the middle of the night to go to the washroom. Fell asleep on it. I'm gonna say FYL, cause I bet ur neck was sore.