Miscellaneous: Today, I was repainting the walls in my room. While painting,...

By ick - 31/07/2010 01:44 - United States

Today, I was repainting the walls in my room. While painting, I noticed a dark spot on the wall that wouldn't seem to go away no matter how much paint I put on it. A bucket of paint and hours later, I realized that "dark spot" was a shadow. FML

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By kebaby - 19/06/2010 23:19 - United States

Today, I spent a long time steam-cleaning a mystery stain on my living room carpet. I turned the light on to get a better look at it, and realized that it was a shadow. FML

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You deserved it 48 193

Remodeling

By Spelit - 13/08/2010 19:45 - United States

Today, I finished painting my living room. I had to leave the house in a rush. When I got home, I found smears of paint all around and the carpet crusted with paint that had dried. My cat had rubbed up against the walls and tracked it around. FML

I agree, your life sucks 25 015

You deserved it 13 620

By Carmen - 26/02/2011 13:57 - United States

Today, I painted an area I had carefully sanded, cleaned, and taped off. I pulled a fan out of the closet to help dry it faster. I turned the fan on, and a million dust particles flew off onto the wet paint. FML

I agree, your life sucks 13 834

You deserved it 31 908

Dali, eat your heart out

By anonymous - 19/11/2023 15:00 - United States - Rochester

Today, it's been over a week since I started painting a mural on my bedroom wall. Turns out, I'm not as artistic as I thought, because my attempt at a serene landscape now looks more like a psychedelic nightmare. FML

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You deserved it 437

By Anonymous - 27/10/2009 04:22 - United States

Today, while I was showering, a dark object in the shower kept startling me. After about the fourth time jumping, I realized it was my shadow that was scaring me. I am actually literally afraid of my own shadow. FML

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You deserved it 30 117

By LittleArtist - 18/02/2014 01:01 - United States - Bessemer

Today, after three weeks of hard work, I finally finished painting my room. Apparently my 6-year-old brother thought I wasn't done and that he should help me out. I now have little red handprints all over my white walls. FML

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You deserved it 5 289

By confusedphotographer - 19/04/2009 18:09 - United States

Today, I was fixing some photos for a client. I spent 20 minutes trying to Photoshop an unusual black dot out of a picture. Only then did I discover it was a black dot on my computer screen. FML

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You deserved it 64 208

By hackling fellow - 10/03/2011 13:17

Today, I was painting my mom's house, which so far had taken 12 hours over two days. All of a sudden there was a wind storm. All of the leaves stuck to the wet paint. FML

I agree, your life sucks 36 929

You deserved it 4 172

Taint

By PaintedBum - 11/03/2019 18:00

Today, I was painting the bathroom door post. A drop of paint fell on the toilet roll. Guess how I found out. FML

I agree, your life sucks 2 025

You deserved it 401

By trashed - 30/03/2017 03:00 - United States - North Las Vegas

Today, I painted the guest bathroom. Once finished, I noticed the paint splatters on my arms matched my lily white chalky skin. Paint matches me better than my makeup. Guess I need a different paint, and new make up. FML

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You deserved it 444

Unstoppable15 0

Saturday 31 July 2010 9:23

lol , you most def had a SLOW moment

blahzz 4

Saturday 31 July 2010 9:37

Didn't your mom teach you not to paint while high on crystal meth?

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Icey_dan1 0

Saturday 31 July 2010 10:17

you sir, Are completly retarted

Trollz4daLULZ 1

Sunday 1 August 2010 14:33

almost as retarded as someone who can't even SPELL "completely retarded", and capitalizes random letters for no reason?

Hwikek 2

Saturday 31 July 2010 10:22

I feel sorry for you. But as a BP employee I also said that to the Gulf of Mexico yanks

jayqwe 0

Saturday 31 July 2010 10:29

lol that is a big fail

Hope_Lane1024 0

Saturday 31 July 2010 10:29

When the **** did we get ice cream?

courtiebug69 0

Saturday 31 July 2010 10:37

what a dumbass.

georggx 3

Saturday 31 July 2010 10:39

lmfao. your a dick.

XxdezuhrayxX 0

Saturday 31 July 2010 10:43

lmao , artard xD

ilovegirlz69 0

Saturday 31 July 2010 10:43

lol ur smart

5up3rTAN 0

Saturday 31 July 2010 10:53

idiot

zakkaisftw 0

Saturday 31 July 2010 10:57

this ain't a fml ur just a bitdumb

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Today, while sitting at my desk at work, a co-worker asked for my help. It was only after I had walked over to his desk, bent over, answered his question, and walked back to my stall, that I felt a breeze. My tube top had slid down across my breasts, revealing my bra to the entire office. FML

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Today, I found out that in the three years I've been dating my boyfriend, his parents have secretly been going through all of his emails, including the ones I've sent him with "sexy" pictures attached. I can't look his parents in the eye without being reminded that they've both seen me naked. FML

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Today, my mother posted a video of me giving birth, on Facebook. FML

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Today, after my husband got in an argument with our neighbour and decided to build a fence, he got a surveyor to mark the boundary. It’s not where we thought it was, and his temper has cost us over half of what we thought was our garden. My vegetable garden and half of my Koi pond are on their side now. FML

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Today, my mother met my boyfriend. She thought it would be appropriate to tell him that he looks just like my ex-husband. FML

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Today, I released some ducks I had hand raised with my sisters at a local lake. They were raised around my huge German Shepherd, which explains why they didn't freak out when two huge dogs came out of no where and killed three of them, in front of my little sisters. FML

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Today, I found out my husband was faking his leg injury. I caught him out and about walking just fine, hand in hand with another woman. I’ve been caring for him, holding down the bills, and taking him to an "at home" chiropractor for the past 7 months. FML

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Today, I went to Hooters for lunch. My food was brought to me by a man. FML

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Same thing different taste

Remodeling

Dali, eat your heart out

Taint

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