Miscellaneous: Today, I was repainting the walls in my room. While painting,...

By ick - 31/07/2010 01:44 - United States

Today, I was repainting the walls in my room. While painting, I noticed a dark spot on the wall that wouldn't seem to go away no matter how much paint I put on it. A bucket of paint and hours later, I realized that "dark spot" was a shadow. FML

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You deserved it 60 112

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By kebaby - 19/06/2010 23:19 - United States

Today, I spent a long time steam-cleaning a mystery stain on my living room carpet. I turned the light on to get a better look at it, and realized that it was a shadow. FML

I agree, your life sucks 11 941

You deserved it 48 193

Remodeling

By Spelit - 13/08/2010 19:45 - United States

Today, I finished painting my living room. I had to leave the house in a rush. When I got home, I found smears of paint all around and the carpet crusted with paint that had dried. My cat had rubbed up against the walls and tracked it around. FML

I agree, your life sucks 25 015

You deserved it 13 620

By Carmen - 26/02/2011 13:57 - United States

Today, I painted an area I had carefully sanded, cleaned, and taped off. I pulled a fan out of the closet to help dry it faster. I turned the fan on, and a million dust particles flew off onto the wet paint. FML

I agree, your life sucks 13 834

You deserved it 31 908

Dali, eat your heart out

By anonymous - 19/11/2023 15:00 - United States - Rochester

Today, it's been over a week since I started painting a mural on my bedroom wall. Turns out, I'm not as artistic as I thought, because my attempt at a serene landscape now looks more like a psychedelic nightmare. FML

I agree, your life sucks 218

You deserved it 437

By Anonymous - 27/10/2009 04:22 - United States

Today, while I was showering, a dark object in the shower kept startling me. After about the fourth time jumping, I realized it was my shadow that was scaring me. I am actually literally afraid of my own shadow. FML

I agree, your life sucks 10 989

You deserved it 30 117

By LittleArtist - 18/02/2014 01:01 - United States - Bessemer

Today, after three weeks of hard work, I finally finished painting my room. Apparently my 6-year-old brother thought I wasn't done and that he should help me out. I now have little red handprints all over my white walls. FML

I agree, your life sucks 40 315

You deserved it 5 289

By confusedphotographer - 19/04/2009 18:09 - United States

Today, I was fixing some photos for a client. I spent 20 minutes trying to Photoshop an unusual black dot out of a picture. Only then did I discover it was a black dot on my computer screen. FML

I agree, your life sucks 13 865

You deserved it 64 208

By hackling fellow - 10/03/2011 13:17

Today, I was painting my mom's house, which so far had taken 12 hours over two days. All of a sudden there was a wind storm. All of the leaves stuck to the wet paint. FML

I agree, your life sucks 36 929

You deserved it 4 172

Taint

By PaintedBum - 11/03/2019 18:00

Today, I was painting the bathroom door post. A drop of paint fell on the toilet roll. Guess how I found out. FML

I agree, your life sucks 2 025

You deserved it 401

By trashed - 30/03/2017 03:00 - United States - North Las Vegas

Today, I painted the guest bathroom. Once finished, I noticed the paint splatters on my arms matched my lily white chalky skin. Paint matches me better than my makeup. Guess I need a different paint, and new make up. FML

I agree, your life sucks 3 931

You deserved it 444

Unstoppable15 0

Saturday 31 July 2010 9:23

lol , you most def had a SLOW moment

blahzz 4

Saturday 31 July 2010 9:37

Didn't your mom teach you not to paint while high on crystal meth?

Comments

jswizzle_ 6

Saturday 31 July 2010 9:41

ydi for being stupid

PincheEdgarr 0

Saturday 31 July 2010 9:43

knob-end(: aha:D

Primus_fml 0

Saturday 31 July 2010 9:43

Wasn't there an FML just like this but cleaning carpet instead of a wall? And furthermore, I don't belive this. No individual is that stupid.

fi3ldhock3ybab33 8

Saturday 31 July 2010 9:49

Oh trust me... you wouldn't believe half the stupid stuff people do. This may, or may not be true... but people are def that stupid

the32394 0

Saturday 31 July 2010 9:44

op is stupider than ******* steve carell in dinner for schmucks

bleigh 0

Saturday 31 July 2010 9:48

woah! genius over here!

Unstoppable15 0

Saturday 31 July 2010 9:48

lol 32 :)

scarletscribblez 0

Saturday 31 July 2010 9:53

hahahaha this is the cutest, funniest, LITERALLY-made-me-laugh-out-loud-est FML I have ever read... Ah OP... you're kinda stupid but haha stupidity (sometimes) is part of what makes a person fun (my opinion) lol so haha FYL.. hahahaaa