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By luciaspiano - 05/02/2010 00:47 - United States

Today, I was riding a bus. After having a conversation with my friend, I looked down and saw a little boy looking at me. He asked, "Are you a boy or a girl?" As if that wasn't bad enough, when I responded that I was a girl, he said, "Oh. So, why do you have a boy voice then?" FML

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By lookslikeaboyapparently - 19/10/2010 21:23 - United Kingdom

Today, a little girl came up to me and asked, "Are you a boy or a girl?" I said, "I'm a girl of course!" She walked away, looking dazed and saying, "Whoa." FML

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By Anonymous - 05/06/2015 12:21 - Sweden - Goteborg

Today, I was sick, and my voice was really low and raspy. A cute guy smiled at me and said hi, so I said hi too. He looked shocked and said, "Sorry bro, thought you were a girl." I am. FML

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By Anonymous - 25/11/2013 19:47 - United States - Olive Branch

Today, I was at the grocery store, when a little boy looked up at me and asked if I was a prostitute. FML

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By Nat3_2020 - 27/01/2015 14:02 - United States

Today, as I walked on to the bus, the girl I liked whispered something to her friend. Curious, I asked what was so funny. She said she never realized that when I got on, I shook the bus. FML

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By Anonymous - 15/09/2013 07:53 - United States - Carbondale

Today, I was complimented by a stranger, who said I looked great in my outfit. I thanked her, and she immediately gave me a fist-bump. I stared curiously, and she explained: she was arguing with her friends about whether I'm a man or a woman. The pitch of my voice was the answer. FML

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By Revalation - 27/08/2011 23:06 - United States

Today, while riding the bus, a creepy guy gave me the "rape glare" and another guy repeated every word to the conversation I was having with my friend under his breath. FML

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By Hahapasdroleleptit - 10/05/2011 14:56 - France

Today, I was sitting on the bus following a harrowing breakup. A boy of no more than 6 looked at me full of compassion and said, "Are you crying because you're ugly?" FML

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By Anonymous - 04/03/2013 14:23 - Taiwan - Taipei

Today, while on a crowded public bus, a cute girl asked if she could sit next to me. Problem is, I didn't hear correctly and thought she asked if anyone was sitting next to me. I answered no, causing her to walk off angrily and earning me several disgusted stares from other passengers. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/11/2009 05:15 - Canada

Today, I was riding on my usual bus, when I noticed a man staring at me. I was having a really bad day, and said "Can you please stop staring at me?" He then replied with "I'm just trying to look out the window, and your head is in the way. Don't flatter yourself." FML

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By ChoirGuy - 07/02/2009 23:02 - United States

Today, I sang at a retirement home with my school choir. Afterwards, we went to speak to the old people, just to get to know them a little. The first woman I shook hands with asked, "Are you a boy or a girl?" FML

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CallMeHush 0

Friday 5 February 2010 10:15

Should have told him it was your punishment for eating little kid's souls and then bite in his direction.

Tabbykat9698 0

Friday 5 February 2010 11:46

Punch him in the face and ask why he cries like a girl.

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1d1r1a1g1o1n 0

Monday 5 July 2010 22:49

I'm a girl and I have a boy voice. I don't really care.

duburich 0

Wednesday 2 March 2011 21:31

haha sounds like ur a tranny.. nice **** there tough guy bahahaha

YoungeShadyy 4

Wednesday 3 August 2011 10:55

I know what it's like xP xD

BubblyNinja13 0

Saturday 6 August 2011 7:59

A little kid said the same thing to me...

coopjamo 0

Sunday 18 December 2011 18:55

Hahah he's a little kid don't listen to him

hannahdoll98 7

Monday 2 April 2012 5:33

The same exact thing has happened to me. They always say I look like a girl and sound like a boy

egorus 0

Tuesday 24 April 2012 9:53

How is this an FML???? PTM PTM=Please Tell Me

Synistiel 14

Thursday 26 July 2012 11:09

I would've told him, "Puberty".

Synistiel 14

Thursday 26 July 2012 11:09

I would've told him, "Puberty".

JKPablo 5

Monday 11 November 2013 23:26

Next time (if it's a boy) say: Why do you have a little girls voice?

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