Transportation: Today, I was riding in the backseat while my mom was driving....

By whitefox123 - 20/09/2010 00:07 - United States

Today, I was riding in the backseat while my mom was driving. Noticing she was driving way over the speed limit, I opened a police siren app on my iPod to make her slow down. When she realized, she pulled over, kicked me out of the car and made me walk home. FML

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By W1D0 - 20/08/2011 06:23 - United States

Today, while riding in the car with my mother, we got into an argument, at which point she pulled the vehicle over, took the key out of the ignition and used it to turn off the passenger airbag. She then continued driving in silence. FML

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By newdriver - 11/05/2009 00:55 - United States

Today, my mom told me to follow her car closely to my aunt's house. I kept really close to her which caused me to get pulled over for tailgating. I explained everything to the cop so he went over to my mom to see if that was the truth. My mom said she didn't know me. I got a ticket. Thanks mom. FML

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By Anonymous - 31/10/2011 04:12 - United States

Today, while in the car with my mom, she gave me a lecture about how bad of a driver I am. During that process she ran a red light and hit a car. FML

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Road rage

By howannoying - 16/02/2013 06:24 - Australia - Melbourne

Today, my mother started cursing at a lady for tooting her horn at her in traffic, because there was "no need for road rage". When I tried to calm her down, she slammed on the brakes and told me to get out and walk. FML

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By tramplily - 17/11/2011 05:43 - United States

Today, I was driving home and got a phone call from my mom. She called to tell me that there was a cop at the bottom of our hill, and to be careful. I got a ticket for talking on my cell phone while driving. FML

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By no, don't save me or nothing - 04/08/2013 16:53 - Canada - Woodstock

Today, some aggressive asshole was tailgating me on my way home, bumping into me twice. I got scared and kicked my car into high gear and got out of there. Seconds later, a traffic cop came out of nowhere and pulled me over for speeding. FML

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By karmaaa - 16/10/2014 20:56 - United States - Huxley

Today, I was driving with my grandma and she was going 30 over the speed limit. To slow her down, I said, "Hey look, the police". She slammed on the brakes so hard I hit my head on the dashboard. FML

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By horn-y - 23/11/2010 18:23 - United States

Today, while my mom was out, I took the car out to CVS to get some food, even though I'm not legally allowed to drive. As soon as I got back in the car, my mom pulled up 2 parking spaces away from me. She didn't notice me bend down to hide... until I accidentally hit the horn in the process. FML

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Roadhogs

By tailgaterhater - 17/08/2009 04:44 - United States

Today, a girl was tailgating me, even though I was going at speed limit. Annoyed, I drove 10 mph under the speed limit, and every time she honked, I went 5 mph slower. Too bad she got the last laugh… I was pulled over for "reckless driving." FML

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Kids these days, eh?

By child - 10/12/2015 02:24 - United States - Avon

Today, my mom was driving with my brothers and sister in the back seat. She was turned around talking to us, when my sister told my mom that she missed the light. She ran it, then screamed at us about not paying attention and noticing your surroundings. FML

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Destruct0r 5

Monday 20 September 2010 9:20

too bad there's no app to take you home

green_eyes124 0

Monday 20 September 2010 9:04

haha that app is annoying. my brother gets me all the time : )

Comments

teamsleep22 0

Monday 20 September 2010 10:28

hahahaha

Justincolon22 15

Monday 20 September 2010 10:41

gotta love the iPhone 3GS

Justincolon22 15

Monday 20 September 2010 10:43

I hate women drivers

ILovesMahBridge 0

Monday 20 September 2010 15:51

Hey! You! Yeah you! Go **** yourself. Have a nice day.

Senseless_487 29

Monday 20 September 2010 10:51

Yeah, because saying "Mom, could you slow down, please?" would NEVER be my first thought. YDI for being a backseat driver.

fullmetalshrimp 0

Monday 20 September 2010 11:09

couldn't OP just speak up to tell his/her mom that she was driving over the speed limit? this whole situation could've been avoided!

HappyPickles 11

Monday 20 September 2010 11:17

Never thought of just saying - "Mom, you're driving kinda fast" - instead of passive-aggressive back-seat driving? YDI

luisthebeast69 0

Monday 20 September 2010 11:43

did u have ur iPod when u were walking home??

bigredmonkeybutt 28

Monday 20 September 2010 12:49

You are a ******* moron OP. I'd have driven 100mi out of my way before kicking your ass out of the car.

MissErikaHart 0

Monday 20 September 2010 13:18

well now u kno the role of backseat driver...STFU

davdude12 0

Monday 20 September 2010 13:28

why are people saying his/her mom's mean for making the OP walk? when did it say either 1: it's a dangerous neighborhood or 2: the OP is 7 years old? for all we know is that this is a lazy bitchy teenager who got dropped off a few blocks away from the destination. OP: your ass deserved it!