Transportation: Today, I was riding in the backseat while my mom was driving....

By whitefox123 - 20/09/2010 00:07 - United States

Today, I was riding in the backseat while my mom was driving. Noticing she was driving way over the speed limit, I opened a police siren app on my iPod to make her slow down. When she realized, she pulled over, kicked me out of the car and made me walk home. FML

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By W1D0 - 20/08/2011 06:23 - United States

Today, while riding in the car with my mother, we got into an argument, at which point she pulled the vehicle over, took the key out of the ignition and used it to turn off the passenger airbag. She then continued driving in silence. FML

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By newdriver - 11/05/2009 00:55 - United States

Today, my mom told me to follow her car closely to my aunt's house. I kept really close to her which caused me to get pulled over for tailgating. I explained everything to the cop so he went over to my mom to see if that was the truth. My mom said she didn't know me. I got a ticket. Thanks mom. FML

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By Anonymous - 31/10/2011 04:12 - United States

Today, while in the car with my mom, she gave me a lecture about how bad of a driver I am. During that process she ran a red light and hit a car. FML

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By howannoying - 16/02/2013 06:24 - Australia - Melbourne

Today, my mother started cursing at a lady for tooting her horn at her in traffic, because there was "no need for road rage". When I tried to calm her down, she slammed on the brakes and told me to get out and walk. FML

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By tramplily - 17/11/2011 05:43 - United States

Today, I was driving home and got a phone call from my mom. She called to tell me that there was a cop at the bottom of our hill, and to be careful. I got a ticket for talking on my cell phone while driving. FML

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By no, don't save me or nothing - 04/08/2013 16:53 - Canada - Woodstock

Today, some aggressive asshole was tailgating me on my way home, bumping into me twice. I got scared and kicked my car into high gear and got out of there. Seconds later, a traffic cop came out of nowhere and pulled me over for speeding. FML

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By karmaaa - 16/10/2014 20:56 - United States - Huxley

Today, I was driving with my grandma and she was going 30 over the speed limit. To slow her down, I said, "Hey look, the police". She slammed on the brakes so hard I hit my head on the dashboard. FML

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By horn-y - 23/11/2010 18:23 - United States

Today, while my mom was out, I took the car out to CVS to get some food, even though I'm not legally allowed to drive. As soon as I got back in the car, my mom pulled up 2 parking spaces away from me. She didn't notice me bend down to hide... until I accidentally hit the horn in the process. FML

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By tailgaterhater - 17/08/2009 04:44 - United States

Today, a girl was tailgating me, even though I was going at speed limit. Annoyed, I drove 10 mph under the speed limit, and every time she honked, I went 5 mph slower. Too bad she got the last laugh… I was pulled over for "reckless driving." FML

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By child - 10/12/2015 02:24 - United States - Avon

Today, my mom was driving with my brothers and sister in the back seat. She was turned around talking to us, when my sister told my mom that she missed the light. She ran it, then screamed at us about not paying attention and noticing your surroundings. FML

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Destruct0r 5

Monday 20 September 2010 9:20

too bad there's no app to take you home

green_eyes124 0

Monday 20 September 2010 9:04

haha that app is annoying. my brother gets me all the time : )

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terranada 3

Monday 20 September 2010 22:06

that was a douchey thing u did but maybe making u walk was a bit overboard

Kesler_17 0

Monday 20 September 2010 22:28

I couldn't agree more, 98.

zarazara_fml 0

Monday 20 September 2010 22:58

Couldn't you just simply tell her to slow down? :S ydi u_u

scateice 0

Monday 20 September 2010 23:01

Wow, I hate people who go over the speed limit. Shows how careless and hazardous they are. FYL.

doinurmom101 0

Monday 20 September 2010 23:15

YDI. and iPods dont have apps.

Big_Boner 3

Monday 20 September 2010 23:32

You've obviously never heard of an iPod Touch?

FaceMelterx2530 4

Tuesday 21 September 2010 0:57

Now that, my friends, is a fail.

hazelbower 0

Wednesday 25 May 2011 5:29

yeah they do???? are you retarded??

hazelbower 0

Wednesday 25 May 2011 5:29

yeah they do???? are you retarded??

TheZarola 10

Monday 20 September 2010 23:36

YDI. Maybe you should try using your words next time.

jordyn_93 0

Tuesday 21 September 2010 1:01

your stupid

5t3ff1k4h 44

Tuesday 21 September 2010 2:31

Oh, the irony.

mikey0505 0

Tuesday 21 September 2010 1:16

hope the ungrateful bitch got a ticket further down the road.

mvs198 0

Tuesday 21 September 2010 1:24

how is this a ydi!!?? no she didnt! she was helping

BoyBeyond 0

Tuesday 21 September 2010 1:27

Wow your moms a bitch you was just kidding. Seriously your mom needs to calm the **** down and get a sense of humor.

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