By Anonymous - 28/06/2009 18:44 - United States

Today, I was riding my bike without the seat cover on. I hit a curb wrong and the two metal rods from the skeleton of the seat went through my jeans. I went to the med clinic to then find out that I had to get stitches in my scrotum. There were no male doctors. FML
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wordly 0

Ouch! Bad scene. YDI a little bit for not seeing that coming when you rode without a seat.

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paks7 0

umm....use a seat cover?? why the hell would you ride a bike without a seat?

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Wojciechowski 0

Why the **** are all these comments buried?

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may_cause_fail 0

That a was dumb thing to do. And I guess you'd want a male doctor since they might be more understanding? But if you're gonna do stupid things, be prepared to take the consequences. :D YDI. Also why the hell is every single comment buried? D: Did someone just get bored?

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AlexZB 0

i can't believe that you are embarressed that there are no male doctors. WHO CARES!

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Suekoff16 3

Are you kidding me??? I'd RATHER have the female doctor doing that for me. That could result in a happy ending for you. so FYL for not tihnking of that in the first place.

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Orangeman69 0

are you gay? id rather have chicks messin with my dick that guys. FYL for being gay.

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ssnickel 0

Doctors are not there for a sexual experience. They are MEDICAL professionals. Doctors don't "mess with your dick." People prefer doctors of their own gender for the same reason why some don't care. It's a medical procedure, and it's very clinical... nothing sexual about it.

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AAAAHHHH12 2

Damn, is everything pertaining to this particular FML spam? Shoot man.

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Tim777 0

None of it is spam. Someone is just abusing they're FML account by down voting every comment.

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pleasetryagain 0

I'm going to say YDI because you're more concerned with a female doctor seeing your junk than the fact that your scrotum got ******* STABBED.

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bensitu 1

I prefer the term skewered. A metal rod skewered his ******* scrotum. Imagine my surprise to learn that OP is from Texas.

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Lonely_Lez 0

Ok, the staff really need to figure out this "every comment is bad" glitch...

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alex_vik 0

Holy shit, there's a lot of downvoted comments.

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