By man-period? - 02/03/2016 06:48 - United States - Portland

Today, I woke up to large spot of blood in my underwear. This wouldn't be too big a deal if I didn't have a penis. FML
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Karau_fml 12

Well I guess now you are going to have a ******

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Pizzapiggy1 18

Umm I would get that checked if I were you

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PencilTips 19

Doesn't this happen when you have kidney failure? Or over masturbating? I know these are probably not the case, but is this nothing to worry about, or something urgent?

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Rkikkas9713 25

It can also happen if you have really crappy toilet paper, it rubs your booty raw and can make it bleed if it's used too frequently.

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VowelMovement 15

Blood coming out of an orifice it doesn't usually come out of is something to worry about.

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mystam4 17

possible hemorrhoids... time to see the doctor op. hope all is well

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Brandi_Faith 33

Could also be a urine tract infection. Either way op, get that checked immediately!

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smackaroonial 20

I had hemorrhoids a couple years ago. It was really weird because I ate healthy, and exercised plenty. After wondering why I was bleeding down there I saw someone's comment on a website... "Sitting too long on the toilet can cause hemorrhoids." I realized that was it because I sat way too long and browsed my phone. Since I've cut down on the phone usage in the bathroom my hemorrhoids have gone away.

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PencilTips 19

After a vasectomy, you do not need to worry about blood down there for the first few days. Maybe OP is just ignorant. You don't always have to worry about blood down there. I know OP would know its because of a vasectomy, if he had one, but I don't know if there other OK reasons...

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pyrestriker 6

could also be chaffing from being too rough. just saying, not enough details, we all are left to speculate.

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KoolCids007 9

THANK YOU! I literally just had the same problem and i do the same thing, was going to go to the doctor tomorrow! Thanks!

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Karau_fml 12

Well I guess now you are going to have a ******

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SixthSinEnvy 39

I guess boys really DO become girls when they turn 13...

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BrainEaters 13

Your profile picture makes this comment soooo creepy.

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milehigh52 22

What happens when you have a wet dream about Freddy Krueger.

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ChocolateScyther 19

believe it or not, Cannibal Corpse wrote a song about op. it's called I Cum Blood

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Estrangement 25

#19 Cannibal Corpse has some awesome song names. I Cum Blood, ****** With a Knife, Entrails Ripped from a Virgin's ****, Priests of Sodom, Encased in Concrete.... Anyway related to the FML, may want to have it looked at. Can't be good.

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cj89898 24

Wet dream prank gone wrong in the hood

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why57why 21

Don't forget about eviceration plague

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joe1105 11

maybe you passed out due to surprise butt sex

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SpyroMello 29

Wouldn't explain the blood and I'm pretty sure OP was just sleeping

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dubsdb 16

That doesn't sound good at all OP, good luck, go to your doctor, and I hope that there isn't pain.

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ldhull 16

Leave it to the professionals. Call your doctor and stay healthy man.

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_ravens_ 11

I hope you have a fantastic Doctor

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MrScootyPuffSr 16

Knock knock. Whose there?. It's Gonorrhea. Gonorrhea who? No seriously bro, it's just gonorrhea.

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