Transportation: Today, I was riding my bike without the seat cover on. I hit...

By Anonymous - 28/06/2009 18:44 - United States

Today, I was riding my bike without the seat cover on. I hit a curb wrong and the two metal rods from the skeleton of the seat went through my jeans. I went to the med clinic to then find out that I had to get stitches in my scrotum. There were no male doctors. FML

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wordly 0

Monday 29 June 2009 2:12

Ouch! Bad scene. YDI a little bit for not seeing that coming when you rode without a seat.

paks7 0

Monday 29 June 2009 2:14

umm....use a seat cover?? why the hell would you ride a bike without a seat?

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lovesucksxxx 0

Monday 29 June 2009 4:13

We just found out "how stupid can someone possibly be?"

jollyholly414 0

Monday 29 June 2009 4:14

why wasn't the cover on the seat? it's there for a reason...

johnnyv6969 0

Monday 29 June 2009 4:14

why do u want a male doctor for this?

jaclynsmilesx 0

Monday 29 June 2009 4:15

Why is every comment hidden, lol?

Hockeymaniac 0

Monday 29 June 2009 4:15

I don't see what the problem is ;)

Mata_Hari 0

Monday 29 June 2009 4:19

The person whose hiding all these FML comments is probably the same guy who was bragging about his oral-sexing skills... Otherwise, yay, two more annoying users on FML.com OP: YDI from the first sentence onward.

geegee7x 0

Monday 29 June 2009 4:22

I can see how getting stitches in ur junk would suck, but no male doctors.. that is more like kick ass

jaxsk 0

Monday 29 June 2009 4:23

Wow two thoughts here. 1. How is it that every comment for this one is 'too negative'... that's just crazy. 2. Seriously you need emergency surgery and you care that the doctor isn't male? You'd really rather lose function of your scrotum?