By atleastmybreathisfresh - 28/02/2010 05:19 - United States

Today, I was running late for work and realized I forgot to pay a bill. I turned on my computer to pay the bill and brushed my teeth while it set up. I had a mouth full of mouthwash and decided to pay the bill before I spit. Then, I sneezed mouthwash all over my laptop keyboard and screen. FML
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keighty 0

This is my post. I agree with most of you. Total dumbass thing. I admit it. It didn't ruin my computer, just made my keys sticky for awhile and there are permanent smear marks on my screen. I did turn my head, ended up sneezing into my arm but it splashed down onto my computer. There just wasn't enough space to explain it. I decided to pay it before i spit cause i was trying to save time and only had to press a couple of buttons. Made sense at the time. Seemed like a waste to just stand there for 30 seconds and do nothing. Lesson learned. I had to pay it before I left for work because it was due that day by 3 and by the time i got home it would have been too late. Carry on the mocking :)

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DmF288 14

In all honesty, the risks were pretty clear, but at the same time, you gotta do what you gotta do to be on time, and I think a lot of us have been in that position. I'll say FYL. Also, I like the nickname that you used for this. I can't help but love when the nickname works with the FML story.

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drdingus 27

Are you sure the smears are permanent? Can't you use a cleaner?

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sethl 0

Today I sneezed mouthwash all over my laptop. The end. Shut up with the stupid stories.

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keighty 0

sorry for making you read a whole 300 character story. Must have been traumatic for you

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amandansqueak 0

very special...

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blademaster23 0

dont do ur bills online dumbass or shit like this happens!!! god dam retared

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masterblaster39 0

Does this mean that fresh is not a spitter? Just asking!

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sweetcheeks22 0

and another one bites the dust :)

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keighty 0

This is my post. I agree with most of you. Total dumbass thing. I admit it. It didn't ruin my computer, just made my keys sticky for awhile and there are permanent smear marks on my screen. I did turn my head, ended up sneezing into my arm but it splashed down onto my computer. There just wasn't enough space to explain it. I decided to pay it before i spit cause i was trying to save time and only had to press a couple of buttons. Made sense at the time. Seemed like a waste to just stand there for 30 seconds and do nothing. Lesson learned. I had to pay it before I left for work because it was due that day by 3 and by the time i got home it would have been too late. Carry on the mocking :)

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drdingus 27

Are you sure the smears are permanent? Can't you use a cleaner?

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wierdo16 0

Did it ever occur to you to turn away?

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