Love: Today, I was running late for work. To save time, I grabbed my...

By soldier - 06/05/2009 02:40 - United States

Today, I was running late for work. To save time, I grabbed my belt on my way out the door and was putting it on in the elevator, which stopped at the next floor before I had put my belt all the way on. A hot girl stepped into the elevator, looked at my undone belt, screamed "Ew" and got off. FML

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By embareassed - 20/01/2010 05:27 - United States

Today, I was riding my dorm elevator from the 5th floor to the 1st by myself. Since the elevator is really slow, I pulled my pants and underwear down just for kicks. Just then, the door opened to let a girl on at the 4th floor. FML

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By Alice - 01/08/2009 08:15 - United States

Today, I was wearing a skirt, and running towards a closing elevator, making it just in time. As soon as I ran in, my pad fell out of my underwear and onto the floor. There were 6 other people in the elevator. I picked it up before I realized I had nowhere to put it, so I held it. For 18 floors. FML

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By roo - 27/01/2011 16:48 - United Kingdom

Today, I was getting a flight home. I'd worn a belt because my skirt was too big. When I walked through security, they asked me to remove my belt. My skirt fell down in front of everyone. FML

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By grabber - 09/08/2009 23:43 - United States

Today, I was riding up an escalator in the mall in uncomfortable high heels. While adjusting my bag I suddenly lost my balance and began flailing wildly. In desperation I hurled forward and ended up grabbing a teenage boy's buttocks and was promptly slapped by his girlfriend. FML

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By xYumix - 17/11/2009 09:23 - United States

Today, I was late for an interview. Going into the elevator, a man ran up to the doors but since I was late, I pressed the "close" button. When I arrived to the office, the secretary asked me to wait. The boss walked in to interview me. The man whose face I closed the elevator doors on. FML

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You ANIMAL

By ElevatorThug - 25/08/2009 09:17 - Singapore

Today, as I got into an elevator, I spotted a little old lady hobbling desperately to get on. I frantically tapped on the 'door open' button but the doors closed. I got dirty looks from the people in the lift, only then did I realise I had frantically tapped the 'door close' button instead. FML

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By wilsmith - 01/02/2010 12:36 - China

Today, while in the elevator with the girl from my office that I've been crushing on, but never spoken to, I said "aren't elevators awkward?" After a long silence, she got off three floors before our office. FML

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Keep moving

By Jerem88 - 06/08/2024 09:00 - United States - Nassua

Today, as I was stood on an escalator, my shoelace got caught in the step. Panicking, I tried to pull it out, but my shoe came off. I had to awkwardly hop back down the escalator to retrieve it while everyone around me in the mall watched. FML

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By Anonymous - 10/01/2011 06:45 - United States

Today, I was working in a restaurant. I stopped to pick up some silverware a customer dropped. Apparently my belt wasn't tight enough because a woman behind me immediately hurled in disgust. On top of being found revolting, I'm now in trouble for "flashing" someone. FML

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Fight! Fight!

By LostInSunday - This FML is from back in 2016 but it's good stuff

Today, I accidentally slapped myself in the face with my belt when I pulled it from my belt loops too quickly. FML

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FMY_FYL 0

Wednesday 6 May 2009 10:52

This FML would've only been complete if you'd spilled milk on the floor, too.

Jimboom 11

Wednesday 6 May 2009 11:11

She is probably high maintenance anyway. If she is that easily disgusted then imagine how hard she is to please and keep happy. Your better off not even wasting your time flirting with her.

Comments

LilKonvicted 0

Wednesday 6 May 2009 12:01

haha

emodrew 0

Wednesday 6 May 2009 12:45

#8 is right there are tons of other girls, plus, she wuldve freaked out if things ever got heated up but haha its funny....fYl

d347hm4n 0

Wednesday 6 May 2009 12:56

Dude, talk about a bird jumping to the wrong conclusion by default!

barlessprison 16

Wednesday 6 May 2009 14:11

Ew? Seriously, she said "Ew"? That automatically makes her not worth your time. Oh and lol #4!

Indiana_fml 4

Wednesday 6 May 2009 14:21

ROFL #4 This is a FML because now a hot girl next floor thinks he's a pervert. Guess she will also spread the word to the other tenants...

RPGod 0

Wednesday 6 May 2009 15:13

When the hell are we getting an IDC button? Geez! Big whoop!

whomajigi 0

Wednesday 6 May 2009 15:34

What, is she 12?

x_eyebrows 0

Wednesday 6 May 2009 16:49

Dumb bitch. :) What's with all these girls screaming over stupid shit? Any intelligent person would not say anything and wait for the next elevator. (Completely agree with #19, except it should be an "IDGAF" button.)

cinderella_94 0

Wednesday 6 May 2009 17:18

she must have thought you were changing!

mobius8 0

Wednesday 6 May 2009 17:22

Bit of an over reaction on her part, but I feel your pain. There's someone in my building who's very attractive who always seems to catch me at the worst, most unexplainable moments too. Makes for some long uncomfortable elevator rides.