Kids, Parenting, Parents and Argument: BEHAVE!

BEHAVE!

By Reeve of the Shires - 23/04/2022 21:00 - United Kingdom

Today, my son and I were arguing, and my wife yelled at us that the reason we don't get along is because we have identical personalities. She then kicked us out until we learn to get along, so we're sleeping in the freezing caravan, sharing a blanket that's only 6 feet wide and was last used for the cat to give birth. FML

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You deserved it 1 271

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By Anonymous - 10/05/2019 04:00

Today, my wife kicked me out of my own bed to go and sleep on the sofa because the dog was whining, and would only stop if she was allowed to sleep on my side of the bed. My wife would rather sleep with the dog than me. FML

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By sonofaneuroticwench - 20/08/2014 20:08 - United States - Rice Lake

Today, my dad and I got into an argument, and he ended up calling me a son of a bitch. My mom heard and started arguing with him over him calling her a bitch. Three hours later, I'm now staying at my gran's house with my mom and hoping her threats of a divorce weren't for real. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/10/2015 19:02 - United States - San Francisco

Today, my two sons were fighting. I had to shout, "Give me that pillow" - the object over which they were quarrelling - and put them into two separate rooms. My sons are 12 and 15. FML

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By cantunhear - 20/12/2014 03:16 - United States - Fishkill

Today, my parents had a loud argument over who is worse in bed. FML

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He prefers the dog

By Anonymous - 19/11/2019 14:00

Today, my boyfriend kicked me out of bed so the dog could get under the covers. FML

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By Teresa - 28/05/2010 04:30 - United States

Today, I couldn't sleep because I had the worst time positioning myself around my cat who was sleeping in my bed. I couldn't kick my cat out of bed because I earlier today had an argument with my brother over which of us the cat loved more. FML

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Pure evil

By Anonymous - 28/11/2023 00:00

Today, my son got in an argument with my boyfriend, packed up his stuff, and moved in with his dad. Not five minutes later I saw my boyfriend doing his stupid happy dance. When angrily confronted, he admitted he orchestrated every argument for months until he got the result he wanted, my son gone. FML

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You deserved it 1 037

By Anonymous - 20/10/2010 07:11 - New Zealand

Today, I discovered that my son has an allergy to cats. My partner of two years, not wanting to fight, suggested a compromise: that my son and the cat take turns sleeping outside. FML

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That's a mother

By Anonymous - 23/02/2020 20:00

Today, my mom and I got into a fight about a topic we agreed on. Seems like we're destined to never get along. FML

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By sninapeters - 22/12/2011 05:31 - United States

Today, I realized that I've been intentionally causing arguments with my husband because the spare bed is more comfortable. FML

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Anderling 32

Saturday 23 April 2022 22:36

My dude, if it’s gotten to the point where your wife/mom literally can’t stand to be around either of you then the problem is you, not her. Have you and your son considered therapy or something? Or at least trying not to be dicks to each other?

Hangryko 29

Sunday 24 April 2022 0:39

You both deserve it and need to grow up.

Comments

Anderling 32

Saturday 23 April 2022 22:36

mike3775 35

Sunday 24 April 2022 0:23

How old are you? I may have disagreements with my boys at times, and yes, we have identical personalities as well, but we’ve never gotten into arguments where my wife has to kick us both out of the house.

Hangryko 29

Sunday 24 April 2022 0:39

You both deserve it and need to grow up.

SirEnigM0nk 22

Sunday 24 April 2022 3:49

Think of it as father-son bonding time!

Earl_KarmasBitch 34

Sunday 24 April 2022 4:16

You can find things you agree on, like how you dislike your wife.

Chazzster 28

Sunday 24 April 2022 22:53

Just one special word - “Wuss” And just why the hell do you let your wife tell you if you can live in your home? It’s as much your home as hers. She has no legal way to force you to leave your home. Either move out and get a divorce or grow a pair and simply refuse to be bullied.

SirEnigM0nk 22

Monday 25 April 2022 1:47

Depends. If the deed and the property is in her name, then she reserves that right. He could move out. If it's in both their names, then you would be correct, neither has authority over the other. That said, she bore the son therefore she has some sway from enduring that.

Chazzster 28

Monday 25 April 2022 23:25

At least in the USA, residents have rights no matter who owns the property. There are laws regulating eviction that would apply even if wife owned the property. Eviction requires a notice of eviction being served and some delay before the person can be evicted. But it is highly probable that the home is either jointly owned by husband and wife or both are on the rental agreement. In this case neither of them can force the other to leave against their will. This is not the 1950’s “the wife” cannot, on her whim, force the husband to leave his home. And any man who to let his wife do that is a fool. Finally both parents have equal legal rights and responsibilities. Being the Mom does not give you special rights.