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By Anonymous - 03/01/2017 23:44

Today, I was sent home from work early because they overstaffed my shift. I was really excited to spend some time with my fiancé. I got home and he was having a nap. No matter what I did, he stayed out like a light for 3 hours until my usual end time. FML
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Lindsey15 2

Look on the bright side, at least you got a glimpse of what he does while you're at work. It could be worse.

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TheAprilWitch 21

A 3-4 hour nap? And it sounds like he does it regularly? That man must be exhausted! On a side note, it's nice to read an FML that stars with "I left work early" and doesn't end in cheating.

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Pogo4lyfe 1

Should have joined him for nap-cuddles. Nap-cuddles are the best.

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sasquatchius 3

<p>That's not a nap, that's a full on deep sleep&nbsp;</p>

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Lindsey15 2

Look on the bright side, at least you got a glimpse of what he does while you're at work. It could be worse.

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BananEnigma 24

Yes, I rape sounds like a great idea.... /s

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J352SAURUS 30

Again, I was supposed to write "Will you **** off?" in reply to Twanna Clayton, but it did not reply to her/him/it and instead posted it as a comment. Sorry guys.

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BlackFire4890 16

<p>Happens to me too very frustrating.</p>

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TMO2142 25

Could have gone to a movie, went shopping or something

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jcash52426 5

Should have told him you wanted to have sex I bet he would have woken up immediately

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