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By brileyyyy - 12/01/2010 03:40 - United States

Today, I was sent to the hospital for being knocked out with a potato. FML

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By Tired Tater - 05/06/2023 20:00 - New Zealand - Christchurch

Today, I over-boiled some potatoes. I was having a bad day and this tipped me over the edge. I burst into tears and threw the potatoes all over my kitchen. I then stomped on the piping hot potatoes. The bottoms of my feet are blistered and still feel like they’re burning. FML

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By Knottywoman - 03/09/2017 23:15

Today, I dreamt my fiancé was rolling frozen potatoes onto my bed to wake me up. In reality I woke up screaming to intense cramps in my legs which almost reduced me to tears. I could barely walk for two hours. FML

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By Anonymous - 05/01/2017 11:20

Today, I found out what rotten cooked potato both smells and tastes like. FML

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By Arielle - 31/01/2012 11:07 - Australia

Today, I went to the hospital emergency room to visit my boyfriend who had badly sliced his leg open. It ended with me being admitted with a possible head trauma, after hitting my head on the wall and floor as I collapsed at the sight of his wound. FML

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Funny, thanks

By picklebug - 26/07/2013 16:25 - United States - Minneapolis

Today, I was taken to the hospital after I fell down the stairs. The physician who saw me bit his lip and said he would have to amputate my foot, and I fainted in terror. One of the nurses later told me to "learn to take a damn joke." FML

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By WildShortstop13 - 28/01/2015 22:20 - United States - Rapid City

Today, I fell asleep curling my bangs. I now look like Mrs. Potato head. FML

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By Anonymous - 27/09/2009 00:40 - United States

Today, I was at a baseball game. I was eating my nachos when all of the sudden I woke up in the hospital, with my dad sitting next to the bed. Apparently, I was hit with a foul ball. He kept the ball for himself. FML

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Ironic

By Anonymous - 12/12/2020 11:02 - United States

Today, on my way out to get salt for the driveway, I fell and split my head. I'm now sitting in the ER waiting room. FML

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By anon - 26/07/2010 04:22 - United States

Today, I was fired from the restaurant I work at because I missed my shift. I missed it because I was in the hospital for food poisoning from the meal I ate at work last night. FML

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By mark807 - 28/04/2012 06:52 - United States - Pittsburgh

Today, I fell and hit my head on hard concrete. When I went to the emergency room for a CT Scan, the nurse hit me in the head with an IV pole. FML

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24788 6

Tuesday 12 January 2010 9:08

Potatoes are full of win.

mrsd9494 7

Tuesday 12 January 2010 9:47

who throws potatoes?!?!???!

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mrsd9494 7

Tuesday 12 January 2010 9:47

who throws potatoes?!?!???!

DrpY_MASTER 2

Tuesday 30 September 2014 3:41

Birds! Theyll stuff us all into potatoes and throw us around!

lordjiro 0

Tuesday 12 January 2010 9:51

Potatown3d!!!

redbluegreen 40

Tuesday 12 January 2010 10:02

That's not quite how Hot Potato works...

Brave_Sir_Robin 4

Tuesday 12 January 2010 14:14

apparently they're doing it wro... um, actually, I like this version of the game more.

Starfire22 5

Tuesday 12 January 2010 19:06

The new hot potatoe is a mixture of dodgeball and old school hot potatoe :D the person who is hit after the music stops is out. There is a scoring system too, 3 points for head shots, 5 for groin shots... The potatoe is what you use in place of the ball...

scuba1722 0

Tuesday 9 February 2010 10:40

lmao

YUMMYFRENCHFRIES 16

Sunday 21 July 2013 10:05

I can't help this… HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

lbryanexo7 0

Tuesday 12 January 2010 10:08

ROFLMFAO!

AntiChrist7 0

Tuesday 12 January 2010 10:11

How many potatoes does it takes to kill an Irishman? None...

foxboyz94 0

Tuesday 12 January 2010 10:19

that sux

xladylarienx 18

Tuesday 12 January 2010 10:59

Were you hanging up new curtains with a vicar?

xxprettymistakex_fml 0

Tuesday 12 January 2010 11:36

thats epic 0.0

applesmoothiee 2

Tuesday 12 January 2010 11:45

^win

mylifeiscrazi 1

Tuesday 12 January 2010 11:49

Ouch!

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Today, and for the past month, I've been feeling lightheaded from a breathing problem. I've now been prescribed a medication to help with my anxiety and my breathing issue, which would in turn help stop me from getting so lightheaded. The side effect of said medication: lightheadedness. FML

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Today, when drunk, I became OCD about everything and spent 3 hours making sure that the books on my shelves were straight. I thought that being drunk was supposed to be fun. FML

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Today, I went to the emergency room for a broken collarbone. This wouldn’t be so bad if my parents hadn’t paid $20,000 for me to go to a snowboarding academy all winter. Today was day one. FML

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Today, my boss called me over to his office; he wanted me to fire four hardworking employees. One of them was the girl I was going to ask out. FML

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Today, at work, we were told by Wells Fargo that we'll be training our foreign replacements from India. After we train them, we're gone. FML

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