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By brileyyyy - 12/01/2010 03:40 - United States

Today, I was sent to the hospital for being knocked out with a potato. FML

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By Tired Tater - 05/06/2023 20:00 - New Zealand - Christchurch

Today, I over-boiled some potatoes. I was having a bad day and this tipped me over the edge. I burst into tears and threw the potatoes all over my kitchen. I then stomped on the piping hot potatoes. The bottoms of my feet are blistered and still feel like they’re burning. FML

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By Knottywoman - 03/09/2017 23:15

Today, I dreamt my fiancé was rolling frozen potatoes onto my bed to wake me up. In reality I woke up screaming to intense cramps in my legs which almost reduced me to tears. I could barely walk for two hours. FML

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By Anonymous - 05/01/2017 11:20

Today, I found out what rotten cooked potato both smells and tastes like. FML

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By Arielle - 31/01/2012 11:07 - Australia

Today, I went to the hospital emergency room to visit my boyfriend who had badly sliced his leg open. It ended with me being admitted with a possible head trauma, after hitting my head on the wall and floor as I collapsed at the sight of his wound. FML

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Funny, thanks

By picklebug - 26/07/2013 16:25 - United States - Minneapolis

Today, I was taken to the hospital after I fell down the stairs. The physician who saw me bit his lip and said he would have to amputate my foot, and I fainted in terror. One of the nurses later told me to "learn to take a damn joke." FML

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By WildShortstop13 - 28/01/2015 22:20 - United States - Rapid City

Today, I fell asleep curling my bangs. I now look like Mrs. Potato head. FML

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By Anonymous - 27/09/2009 00:40 - United States

Today, I was at a baseball game. I was eating my nachos when all of the sudden I woke up in the hospital, with my dad sitting next to the bed. Apparently, I was hit with a foul ball. He kept the ball for himself. FML

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Ironic

By Anonymous - 12/12/2020 11:02 - United States

Today, on my way out to get salt for the driveway, I fell and split my head. I'm now sitting in the ER waiting room. FML

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By anon - 26/07/2010 04:22 - United States

Today, I was fired from the restaurant I work at because I missed my shift. I missed it because I was in the hospital for food poisoning from the meal I ate at work last night. FML

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By mark807 - 28/04/2012 06:52 - United States - Pittsburgh

Today, I fell and hit my head on hard concrete. When I went to the emergency room for a CT Scan, the nurse hit me in the head with an IV pole. FML

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Top comments

24788 6

Tuesday 12 January 2010 9:08

Potatoes are full of win.

mrsd9494 7

Tuesday 12 January 2010 9:47

who throws potatoes?!?!???!

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lizzie232 0

Tuesday 12 January 2010 9:06

Comment moderated for rule-breaking.

ryguy997 0

Monday 19 April 2010 0:59

potato cannons gone wrong?

Randen_fml 0

Wednesday 29 September 2010 17:40

that's how you tell if the potatoe is a good one.

QuantumLegend 0

Sunday 6 March 2011 20:34

lol how does a potato just spuddenly hit you in the head?

Zedric69 3

Friday 8 July 2011 9:08

#118 i will laugh with you about your cheesy potato joke =]

rockindyl22 0

Monday 11 July 2011 7:28

Doesn't sound real. I mean, who gets beaten up by a potato anymore?

spaerro 8

Monday 29 August 2011 10:48

Was it GLaDOS?

VRod17 8

Sunday 2 October 2011 17:52

Lmao I laugh every time I read this Fml :)

JoshTheMaggot 8

Tuesday 12 January 2010 9:07

Comment moderated for rule-breaking.

ilovefatcats 12

Friday 19 March 2010 15:23

LOLZ that made me almost piss myself

I_lost_the_game 25

Wednesday 18 April 2012 11:31

NOPE

24788 6

Tuesday 12 January 2010 9:08

Potatoes are full of win.

omgcookeys 15

Friday 15 July 2011 6:56

potatoes are awesome

minisquid 9

Friday 9 September 2011 7:27

Someone needs to invent a potato cannon target that makes fries when you hit it. Also, potatoes are badass.

scheme 0

Tuesday 12 January 2010 9:09

lol. just lol

JoshTheMaggot 8

Tuesday 12 January 2010 9:12

damn guys sorry I was second my mistake and we should get some more details. FYL for sur but the potatoe wins this round. I mean imagine the potatoes FML, "Today, I got it by a mans head i am now a mashed potatoe. FML" lol

crzyry 6

Tuesday 12 January 2010 9:17

@Josh: Something tells me you're related to Dan Quail...haha

ScaryyMary 14

Tuesday 12 January 2010 22:58

You sir, are no Jack Kennedy. And it's "Dan Quayle", not "Quail". If you're going to insult someone, do it right.

crzyry 6

Thursday 14 January 2010 7:39

Yes ma'am.lol

Yuppie 7

Thursday 14 January 2010 16:08

Well said, ScaryyMary! I agree!

Fml_blonde 0

Tuesday 12 January 2010 9:17

Oh wow, I am not surprised this happening in Missouri. I'm from there lol.

CallMeHush 0

Tuesday 12 January 2010 9:20

A tragic potato cannon accident perhaps?

lordmoe 0

Tuesday 12 January 2010 17:40

Thats what I was thinking, and if thats the case the OP is lucky it just knocked him/her out.

CallMeHush 0

Tuesday 12 January 2010 17:49

They are fun though.

LOL97_fml 0

Friday 12 February 2010 13:18

so true

R3kli3 10

Tuesday 12 January 2010 9:33

haha

doobieboy 0

Tuesday 12 January 2010 9:37

sounds like bs

CHEESYBIGMAC 0

Tuesday 12 January 2010 9:41

HAHAHA FYL indeed...this one made me laugh, sucks though...

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