By Sarah - 10/03/2009 17:13 - United Kingdom

Today, I was sitting in Science class and to my surprise I felt my pants suddenly becoming warm and wet. I looked behind me to see that 4 boys from my class had inserted a small funnel into my exposed buttcrack and where pouring the melted butter from the experiment into that area. FML
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Same thing different taste

Taking pictures

By Anonymous - 05/12/2019 14:00

Today, I was teaching a high school calculus class. I wrote a complex formula on the board. As I wrote, students asked if they could take a picture of the board and circulate it. I said yes, and I was pleased as everybody seemed to be taking pictures. Soon, I realized why: my skirt was tucked into my underwear. Within a few minutes, every student in the school had an email with a picture of my ugliest pair of floral-printed panties. FML
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Top comments

how do you not notice someone inserting a funnel into your asscrack? >_< FYL.

skatingweasel 0

At least it was butter. It could have been some worse things. lol

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haruhiotakufan16 7

Here's an idea pull your pants up?

First, how do you not feel that..? Second, this should teach you a lesson on what pants to wear, and that if they are too big to wear a belt.

YDI! Next time, cover your asscrack. Unless of course, you liked the feeling of warm bitter in your gentials.

How did u not notice? And sorry but I thinks it's kinda hilarious