Hotwife and blues lawyer

By Anonymous - 10/11/2021 14:00 - United States - Shingle Springs

Today, I have a new guitar on its way. I forgot to make up a story, so now my wife won't be happy. FML
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Lydmyers 9

How about being honest with your wife. Don't lie to her about how much you're spending and on what and perhaps communicate? Situations like this piss me off.

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RichardPencil 30

Unless "new guitar" is code for the baby you're having with your friend-with-benefits, then your troubles are relatively minor. Sing her a song -- that'll get you out of the doghouse! Since you couldn't work out this conundrum, you'd probably be better off going to YouTube and ripping off some unknown's work.

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RichardPencil 30

Unless "new guitar" is code for the baby you're having with your friend-with-benefits, then your troubles are relatively minor. Sing her a song -- that'll get you out of the doghouse! Since you couldn't work out this conundrum, you'd probably be better off going to YouTube and ripping off some unknown's work.

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Marcella1016 31

To be fair, if he is having a baby with his friend-with-benefits, his problem will still be literally minor for at least 18 years... And depending on the chords he plays, the guitar might actually be a major problem.

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RichardPencil 30

He ought to fret because his wife might break his neck. He'd better string together some excuses or he'll have to apply his pick-up lines to a wider audience.

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Marcella1016 31

Sounds like he has a lot to lose if his attempts fall flat! He should hire a staff as backup and take notes.

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RichardPencil 30

And with all of this punning, we have omitted the G-string!

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cacheson 41

So is it a super expensive Martin or Gibson then??

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Lydmyers 9

How about being honest with your wife. Don't lie to her about how much you're spending and on what and perhaps communicate? Situations like this piss me off.

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TomeDr 24

What’s wrong with telling her the truth??

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Jon Tessler 14

"honey, I bought a new Guitar"

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Marcella1016 31

So like...make up a story now? How long does it take? Do you need to go through a special routine and arrange things at your special idea desk and sit down pensively when the light comes in through the curtains just right? 🛋☀️🌞🗒🖌📝🔎🧮🕵️‍♂️🤔🧐 Wait. Waaaaiiiiit..... Oh, ****! OH **** OH **** OHFUUUUUCCCKKKKK!!!! 😱💡🌠🤯🤯🤯💦😵 Oh my God, BABE! You will not BELIEVE how I got this guitar!

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