Today, I was sitting in Walmart when I saw an attractive woman...

By Anonymous - 07/06/2019 00:07

Today, I was sitting in Walmart when I saw an attractive woman walking by. Being the single guy I am, I went up to her and asked if she needed help with carrying her groceries. She responded with, "You know I'm a guy, right?" FML

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By Anonymous - 26/03/2011 06:24 - United States

Today, I was sitting in Walmart and I saw an attractive woman walking by. Being the single guy I am, I went up to her and asked if she needed help with carrying her groceries. She responded with "You know I'm a guy right?" FML

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By Anonymous - 24/08/2010 05:52 - United States

Today, I was working at my job as a cashier, checking out an elderly woman's groceries. She was very nice, and we chatted for a couple minutes. Once she had paid, she leaned close to me and said, very politely, "I'm so so sorry that I mistook you for a girl at first, young man." I AM a girl. FML

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Nice try

By UncleRory - 16/05/2009 09:13 - United States

Today, I was shopping at a supermarket. As I was about to pay for my items, I noticed the cashier was very cute. Trying to be nice, I smiled. She smiled back and said, "Hello, how are you?" Instead of saying, "I'm good" or, "I'm okay", I said, "I'm gay". FML

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By blk8764 - 15/03/2011 22:35 - United States

Today, I was at the grocery store when an elderly woman walked up to me and said, "Why can't every guy be as handsome as you?" I would have been flattered by the comment, if I was a guy. FML

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By ZAS - 22/08/2012 16:57 - Canada - Toronto

Today, while I was shopping at a store with my friend, I noticed a cute girl smiling at us. My friend said, "She's all yours," and walked away. When I approached her, she asked me if my friend was single. FML

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By secretdeo - 24/08/2009 04:48 - United States

Today, I was at the store buying some feminine products. At the cash register, the clerk said to me "Dude, you know those are for girls right?" I am a 30 year old woman. FML

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By ghgfd - 06/03/2013 14:53 - Canada - Barrie

Today, I went to the store to pick up some feminine products. As I was paying, the male cashier looked at me sympathetically and asked if it was my girlfriend's time of the month. I'm a girl and was buying them for myself. FML

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By booksandshadows - 04/03/2014 09:06 - United States - San Diego

Today, while walking through Wal-Mart I noticed a cute employee. With a sudden burst of confidence, I walked right up to him, intending to ask for his number. Instead, I looked him in the eye and said, "Excuse me sir, how much do you know about bedsheets?" and then ran. FML

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Thanks, I really appreciate it!

By Anonymous - 19/06/2009 16:39 - United States

Today, I was walking to work and saw three guys sitting at a table outside. One of the guys looks at me and says to his friends, "That's the girl that works at the grocery store. She replaced the hot chick." The other two guys glared at me. FML

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By Ann - 18/06/2009 19:40 - United States

Today, I went to the store to buy some groceries. While I was at the store, an employee came up to me and said, "You're beautiful!" When I came home I told my husband what had just happened. My husband then asked, "What was wrong with him?" FML

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RichardPencil 30

Friday 7 June 2019 1:01

I hope it’s one of those Super Walmarts with an Optical Store built in. You need your eyes checked, chief.

Jackey 29

Friday 7 June 2019 0:26

You could have had an adventure!

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Jackey 29

Friday 7 June 2019 0:26

You could have had an adventure!

RichardPencil 30

Friday 7 June 2019 1:01

I hope it’s one of those Super Walmarts with an Optical Store built in. You need your eyes checked, chief.

weeping_willow 25

Friday 7 June 2019 5:16

Nah, the optical part of Walmart sucks ass. They’ll make your eyes worse just by talking to you

Aiden89 23

Friday 7 June 2019 1:41

Aerosmith’s Dude Looks Like a Lady, anyone?

weeping_willow 25

Friday 7 June 2019 5:17

Uh huh, uh huh.

BurnInDemonFire 34

Friday 7 June 2019 2:17

Dude...

pablitosway 3

Friday 7 June 2019 8:34

with all the gender issues nowadays.. I'm not surprised.. gotta be careful lol

Vada53 15

Friday 7 June 2019 9:03

So sitting in walmart waiting for ladies to come along to carry their bags is the way you pick up!? that's super creepy lol

mssileas 25

Friday 7 June 2019 11:47

Yea just what I need when I just want to shop for groceries - having some random stranger chat me up because I'm a woman in public and he thinks I'm attractive and that's all the reason he needs to be a bother, offering to follow me to the place I live. LOL Be glad it turned out to be some dude and never, ever do that again. You being single is not my concern. It's also not chivalrous, it's just weird and alienating.

HeatherFeatherB 31

Sunday 9 June 2019 6:47

I agree with you 100%

B00K_L0V3R93 31

Friday 7 June 2019 12:46

Should have gone to Specsavers...

Kaili McCoy 6

Friday 7 June 2019 13:23

So you only help women because your single? I mean it don’t speak for every woman but it takes more than just a helping hand with some groceries for the knickers to fall. You are aware that women aren’t vending machines right? Sex doesn’t fall out just because you’ve put some “nice” in.