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By Ohfman117 - 11/08/2009 20:30 - United States

Today, I was sneaking over to my girlfriend's house. I sent her mother a text message thinking it was my girlfriend saying "There's a stalker coming in to make you his play mate ;]" Unfortunately when I got to her window I was greeted by her dad with a bat. FML

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By Anonymous - 29/10/2011 07:43 - United States

Today, I tried sneaking over to my girlfriend's house to be romantic and knocked on her window. She went and got her mother to see who was at the window. FML

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Very very frightening

By graham - 11/01/2020 14:00

Today, my first time meeting my girlfriend's dad ended with him chasing me from his house and trying to hit me with a baseball bat. FML

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You deserved it 356

By spiderhater - 12/04/2009 18:11 - United States

Today, I was with my girlfriend in her room. She starts screaming. Her father bursts in and, thinking I'm some kind of rapist, hits me in the head with a baseball bat. Not bad enough? I wasn't the one making her scream. There was a huge spider on the wall. FML

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You deserved it 5 322

By mommydearest - 04/09/2011 16:08 - Denmark

Today, my paranoid wreck of a girlfriend read a text message on my phone from a woman asking if I was coming over for dinner. The woman was my mom. My girlfriend stormed out and hasn't answered my calls all day. FML

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You deserved it 4 123

By Kaz - 07/05/2011 06:40 - United States

Today, I snuck out to see my girlfriend in the middle of the night. When I got to her house, I decided to throw a rock at her window to wake her up. It broke a hole in the window. FML

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You deserved it 50 276

By IceMage - 18/01/2010 00:57 - United States

Today, my girlfriend and I decided to sneak into the shower at her house while her parents went out to eat and a movie. Half way through our shower we heard a knocking at the door, it was her mom. We had left all of our clothes downstairs. Safe to say I won't be allowed there any more. FML

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You deserved it 39 425

By Anonymous - 05/04/2011 18:48 - United Kingdom

Today, I was at my boyfriend's house and we were just about to kiss. Until his mum walked in saying his girlfriend was at the door. I thought I was already there. FML

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You deserved it 5 294

By Anonymous - 28/05/2013 16:51 - United States - Ozark

Today, I confessed to my girlfriend that I cheated on her. She told me that she needed time to think, and left. An hour later, her dad came by with a baseball bat. FML

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You deserved it 146 908

By Anonymous - 01/08/2019 06:00

Today, my boyfriend sneaked into my room, not knowing I wasn't home. It would have been great, except my dad went in my room to put laundry away. FML

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You deserved it 433

By Zack - 01/04/2012 21:36 - United States - Duncannon

Today, I woke up to shuffling noises coming from downstairs. Suspecting the worst, I jumped out of bed, and whispered over my shoulder for my girlfriend to stay quiet. Only after going downstairs and taking a swing in the dark with my bat did I figure out it was just my girlfriend foraging for snacks. FML

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Nightfallz 0

Wednesday 12 August 2009 1:21

YDI psycho.

evangldbrg 0

Wednesday 12 August 2009 1:33

YDI for having your girlfriend's mom's number anyway...

Comments

Crazy_FMLer 0

Wednesday 12 August 2009 8:41

dkd

Juggababy33 0

Wednesday 12 August 2009 18:21

i do :O

ak7987 0

Wednesday 12 August 2009 9:39

he an idiot

tonia_fml 0

Wednesday 12 August 2009 10:59

how do you mistake your girlfriend's mom as your girlfriend? DUMBASS

paulmayne 0

Wednesday 12 August 2009 12:48

ydi for thinking you'd get some by saying that

loooooooooool_fml 1

Wednesday 12 August 2009 13:42

I don't care how much you failed with this, but nobody deserves to be hit by a bat...ever.

YouGotPwnt 0

Wednesday 12 August 2009 15:08

YDI for being a complete retard. 1) not being able to differentiate between your gf and your mom. 2) for still not noticing you sent it to her mom and actually went according to your text (at least you could have said it was a joke of some sort if you hadn't showed up)

Hyperion_1 0

Wednesday 12 August 2009 17:57

You're lucky that you were greeted with a bat and not the business end of a shotgun... idiot.

heffy123a123 0

Wednesday 12 August 2009 18:13

he must be getting some from his girlfriend's mom=^.^=

Bobby64 29

Wednesday 12 August 2009 21:09

It's funny how many FMLs involve people getting the wrong cell phone number. Seriously, be a little more careful going through your contact list.

molitov 0

Wednesday 12 August 2009 22:02

I feel bad for your girlfriend... is that really what she is into? stalkers? or is it your fantasy? in that case she will have trouble getting rid of u huh?