By Ltsdragons - 11/11/2014 04:07 - United States - Caldwell

Today, I was so lonely, I caught myself whispering to my food just so I had someone to talk to. FML
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Ltsdragons 19

OP here, I do turn the TV on too sometimes just for the noise and to pretend that there's a miniature party going on in the room next to me and I just can't see the people or whatever. It's actually not that bad. My parents are very busy people so they aren't home most of the time, and my girlfriend generally is volunteering at all these places. So I have a lot of time to be alone and do nothing xD

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Demoniq 25

Try whispering to some McDonald's - it's so far gone it may just talk back!

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Ichiya 29

Not good. Some giant cooked me and is now trying to eat me.

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ShitHappen_fml 15

Everyone loves food. no wonder you wanna make friends with it.

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mrd1997 19

Imagine seeing that in public. Just some random person whispering to their food. I'd probably laugh. But don't worry OP, everyone gets lonely sometimes.

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Lyss09 10

I sometimes talk to mine, it usually goes something like, "I'mm gonna eat youuuu...NOM NOM NOM" ;)

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WattledParsley 11

new reality TV show! 'The Gherkin Whisperer'

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telli164 30

"Hey lil mama lemme whisper in yo ear"

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carabobara 7

"I'll tell you something bout me that you really wanna hear"

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crunchycheeto99 11

It's perfectly normal to talk to yourself... right?

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ob81 8

Cheer up op. Get out and seize the day. You don't need others for that.

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