By Ltsdragons - 11/11/2014 04:07 - United States - Caldwell

Today, I was so lonely, I caught myself whispering to my food just so I had someone to talk to. FML
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Ltsdragons 19

OP here, I do turn the TV on too sometimes just for the noise and to pretend that there's a miniature party going on in the room next to me and I just can't see the people or whatever. It's actually not that bad. My parents are very busy people so they aren't home most of the time, and my girlfriend generally is volunteering at all these places. So I have a lot of time to be alone and do nothing xD

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Demoniq 25

Try whispering to some McDonald's - it's so far gone it may just talk back!

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Demoniq 25

Try whispering to some McDonald's - it's so far gone it may just talk back!

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tony1891 22

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iLike2Teabag 27

Oh yeah because strangers showing you their dicks is much better than talking to food.

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tony1891 22

thats a good point. coming from Someone whos id is ilike2teabag.

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Ltsdragons 19

Some Internet chat rooms are full of people who like to show pictures of their food

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worldclassrager 39

Reminds me of The Phantom Tollbooth a bit...(book) Well foods do talk...Mr. Salt and Mrs. Pepper did in Blues Clues...

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TiiBags 15

That show was the shit when I was a kid...

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krystenk93 23

Don't forget their baby, Paprika

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zahra_786 19

It happens to us all in some shape or form. Sometimes when drowning in coursework and feeling socially deprived, I turn on my TV just to feel like I have company :')

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devildog562 33

I think a lot of people do this. I know I do when I can't sleep all night or listen to music.

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Ltsdragons 19

OP here, I do turn the TV on too sometimes just for the noise and to pretend that there's a miniature party going on in the room next to me and I just can't see the people or whatever. It's actually not that bad. My parents are very busy people so they aren't home most of the time, and my girlfriend generally is volunteering at all these places. So I have a lot of time to be alone and do nothing xD

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NeatNit 32

they say that time is money... maybe you should start spending money big time so you don't have as much time going to waste?

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haliacc 17

Sorry OP! Maybe try and get a pet if you feel this way regularly.

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marcelmg 10

Give it a day and then the food will say something back with a splash!

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JMichael 25

You're supposed to eat your food OP, not make friends with it.

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randompizzaguy 17

Food picks you up when you're down and never leaves. I can confidently say it's my best friend.

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boxers4lyfe 17

The Sharks in finding nemo disagree. "Fish are friends, not food."

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Fishin_for_Coins 7

Well,if you eat your food,it'll eventually leave you...just takes a day.

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