By clayton - 28/07/2012 00:30 - Australia - Sydney

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Today, I was speaking to my mother on the phone, when she mentioned that my dad had surprised her last week with a pearl necklace. Before I could quite grasp what was going on, I'd popped a boner and visualised the scene. What the hell is wrong with me? FML
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greenie213 23

Teenage hormones man. The weirdest shit will set you off.

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jayzyone 4

What I want to know is out of all the girls that said you needed to get laid, did any of them volunteer to help?

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yaya4304 1

You should see a therapist.

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SquishFish 15

When I hear the phrase "popped a boner"...... Eesh. Gives me the shudders.

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kmoney23 0

Somebody needs. To **** you

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coolsunshinebear 14

Pearl necklace relates to sex... Look up on urban dictionary... But still horrible it was his parents lol

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Pixiewolfe 46

Whenever I deal with the pain of periods, I think of the pain of the uncontrollable "boners", Ekk.

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