Miscellaneous: Today, I was stopped by a cop while walking down the street....

By limecat - 06/10/2009 07:12 - United States

Today, I was stopped by a cop while walking down the street. He was slowly trailing me before pulling along side of me and asking how my night was going. He then said, "You know I can't let you do this. Know those new jeans you bought? The sticker is still on the leg" and drove off. FML

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You deserved it 37 010

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By goodgrief - 05/03/2013 05:08 - United States - Rio Rancho

Today, I parked next to a police officer's car in a bad part of town. When I got out, I saw a bag of pot on the ground between the cop's car and mine. When I pointed it out to him, he insisted it was mine and interrogated me to the point of tears. FML

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You deserved it 4 945

By just_a_bit_akwRd - 04/08/2009 04:15 - United States

Today, I was putting on my new pair of jeans, when my girlfriend walked in. She found the "XS" size sticker on the side of my pants, held it for a little while then put it on my crotch. She then looked at me, gave a little shrug and half-smile and walked away. FML

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You deserved it 7 813

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By Anonymous - 28/06/2012 02:28 - United States - Lakewood

Today, while walking around the local thrift store, I noticed an attractive guy watching me and following me through the aisles. As he followed me to my car I was sure I would get his number. He then asks me to bring my purse inside as I had been tagged as a shoplifter. I work at the store. FML

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You deserved it 2 531

By Anonymous - 25/04/2009 13:51 - United States

Today, I got pulled over for speeding. I started fixing my hair and unbuttoning a couple of buttons on my shirt, hoping the policeman would let me off with a warning. When he got to the car, he rolled his eyes and muttered something under his breath. I saw him walk back to the cop car gagging. FML

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You deserved it 85 255

By Sarah-D - 29/07/2016 05:31

Today, a policeman pulled me over and proceeded to flirt with me. After I had rejected him, he gave me a ticket for "not paying attention to the road". FML

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You deserved it 2 265

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By NotoriousSRJ - 28/01/2011 15:43 - Canada

Today, I got pulled over by a cop. Since my window wasn't working, I opened the door, causing him to run towards me with a drawn gun. He then had a go at me with his night stick. After realizing my window was broken, he laughed and let me off with a warning. FML

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You deserved it 4 339

By kas - 30/04/2009 17:41 - United States

Today, I was on my way home when I saw a cop hiding behind a Budget truck. I immediately slowed down and prayed that he wouldn't give me a ticket. Then I realized I was walking. FML

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You deserved it 95 493

By Anonymous - 26/04/2009 21:50 - United States

Today, after driving a few hours late at night I decided to entertain the car tailgating me by not letting him pass. After doing this for 3miles, reaching 93MPH, I decided to let the car pass me. When I switched lanes, the car tailgating me light up in red and blue. It was a cop. FML

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You deserved it 97 173

By Chey - 22/03/2012 22:13 - United States - Bakersfield

Today, I was learning to drive a stick when a cop decided to pull me over just to laugh at me. FML

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You deserved it 3 357

Cops don't do jokes

By Nightbird827 - 02/12/2015 14:34

Today, a police officer pulled me over. He asked me where I was headed, so I jokingly replied, "Probably to jail after you run my name". He laughed and took my information, only to then arrest me for unpaid parking tickets I never received. FML

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You deserved it 8 482

MoonyIce 0

Tuesday 6 October 2009 16:20

Good on him for it. What you SHOULD be complaining about is the fact that everyone ELSE who saw you that day didn't care to tell you.

asdfghjkkl 0

Tuesday 6 October 2009 17:17

Fashion Police

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afarr 0

Monday 25 January 2010 2:35

what?

shanny411 0

Monday 22 February 2010 4:47

wat size do u wear r u skinny or big cuz if u have a big size that would be a real FML

88sforlife 0

Saturday 20 March 2010 5:25

Number four fails so hard!!

FML858 0

Friday 11 March 2011 5:20

SOMEBODY CALL THE FASHION POLICE!

survivalist 0

Wednesday 4 May 2011 0:13

wow u ******* idiot get a life and stop birng a little baby. i doubt u havr many friends. this isnt half anFML

moo117 0

Saturday 6 August 2011 17:05

he was a good cop

atishe24 9

Saturday 14 January 2012 10:15

He's a creep!

bellebirdbella 2

Monday 6 February 2012 2:25

Fashion Police!

Alexweber929 14

Saturday 22 December 2012 9:43

Bad ass cop

cna1216 15

Saturday 28 September 2013 5:19

Seems more helpful than embarassing, but that's just me.

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