By Anonymous - 25/04/2009 13:51 - United States

Today, I got pulled over for speeding. I started fixing my hair and unbuttoning a couple of buttons on my shirt, hoping the policeman would let me off with a warning. When he got to the car, he rolled his eyes and muttered something under his breath. I saw him walk back to the cop car gagging. FML
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mewzik 0

YDI did he give you a ticket or was he too busy gagging?

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ramdoodle45 0

well if he was gagging, i bet you're one of those girls who's really ugly but acts bitchy like she's hot. but on the bright side, this isn't really FML because your ugliness gave him nausea so you didn't get a ticket so congrats, YDI.

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mewzik 0

YDI did he give you a ticket or was he too busy gagging?

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redsox4021 0

you deserve it 4 being ugly, fat, and not staying in the kitchen

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MissSatan 16

Well I guess OP distracting him with her ugly works just as well

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Thabb 0

I absolutely hate women who think cops will let them off if they're good looking.

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Thabb 0

And to my own comment, that's the reason why everyone thinks women are bad drivers. They sieve bad and don't care because they think the cops will let them off for their looks. So in some senses, that is a true stereotype.

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log1k 3

ur not hot enough to pull it off obviously.. or the cop is gay.

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Daysgoby 0

you dirty girl ;) Maybe he'll die from vomiting too much AND THAT'S WHEN YOU RUN

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ejvlols 0

ugly ho. lol YDI 4 being an ugly ****

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ramdoodle45 0

well if he was gagging, i bet you're one of those girls who's really ugly but acts bitchy like she's hot. but on the bright side, this isn't really FML because your ugliness gave him nausea so you didn't get a ticket so congrats, YDI.

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sammichbitch 0

I hate those bitches

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24788 6

I need to start pulling over women. I hear they'll do anything to get out of a ticket, but I don't want to be a cop. :( Hopefully you don't get attempted murder for making the cop gag and choke to death.

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