By prayforme - 11/11/2009 01:52 - United States

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Today, I woke up next to the girl I had drunk intercourse with last night. Before we got it on, I noticed a package of birth control pills on her nightstand. Because of this, I felt no need to use a condom, or pull out. When I woke up, I noticed those "pills" were actually a makeup case. FML
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SMG227 0

YDI for calling it "intercourse"

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SMG227 0

YDI for calling it "intercourse"

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greendaygirl999 5

Ahaha I agree with 1

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greendaygirl999 5

Also YDI for having your username be "prayforme" when it was your own ******* fault. Not even the pope would pray for you

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My2864 1

1- you disabled all comments cuz you couldnt be more right

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Gfrigo 1

looks like ur gonna have to pull a hit and run or smash and dash...

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TheOptimist 0

I would laugh if she was on the pill anyway, and she still got pregnant. Do packets of the pill really look that much like a make up bag?

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shay_serendipity 29

Besides the whole 'rape' thing, where the **** did you get raping babies from??

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anonacs 0

Morning after pill if your that concerned.

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