Health: Today, I was swimming in the fast lane at the pool. A guy in...

By AngelAshley - 22/02/2010 15:35 - United Kingdom

Today, I was swimming in the fast lane at the pool. A guy in blue trunks was swimming slowly and really getting on everyone's nerves. I took a break, and looking around I couldn't see him. I turned to the guy next to me and said, "Finally, Mr. Blue Trunks has f**ked off." It was Mr. Blue Trunks. FML

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By tantanpanda - 24/06/2015 12:44 - United States

Today, I was swimming my routine laps at the gym's pool and a man came in and swam in the adjacent lane. While swimming freestyle, I smelled a really nasty fart. Not a minute later, he hurriedly left. I didn't realize what he had done until I saw "floating particles" in the water. FML

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By Embarrassed Swimmer - 11/12/2011 07:23 - Australia

Today, I went to the pool with my new white bathers. I felt really good about myself because everyone was staring at me until this hot guy came up to me and said "Dude, your bathers are see-through. You need to shave!" FML

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By wrongman - 14/02/2018 19:00

Today, at the public pool, my boyfriend dived from one side to the other. I jumped in to reward him underwater, kissing him everywhere and grabbing his crotch, until I noticed his shorts were different. I surfaced to see that my boyfriend was still far away. FML

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By :( - 14/06/2013 04:06 - United States - Parker

Today, I was at a swim meet, swimming as hard as I'd ever swum before. During the last lap I saw no one in the lanes next to me. Thinking I was first, I became extremely excited. When I came to the wall, I realized the reason no one else was around: They already finished the race. I was last. FML

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By Anonymous - 20/10/2013 19:56 - United States - West Babylon

Today, a few of my friends arranged for us to go skinny-dipping with the guy I really like. It went really well, until a turd surfaced before our eyes. After we scrambled out of the pool in panic, my crush called us all freaks and left. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/05/2010 00:19 - United States

Today, at the pool, I tried to impress the hot lifeguard by doing the perfect dive. Afterward, I realized my shorts were floating through the water. FML

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By mathii - 23/07/2011 23:52 - France

Today, I was in swimming practice at the pool. I suddenly got breathless, dizzy, and felt like I was drowning. I cried out to the instructor, telling him I had a weak heart. He shouted back, "I don't care about your love life! Swim, bitch!" FML

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By babydoll13211 - 04/09/2009 21:36 - United States

Today, I was at a friend's pool party. He lives on a lake and one of our friends wouldn't get in the water. My best friend and I decided to push him off the dock. Once we had, I turned to see my crush who had watched looked shocked, then said, "You know he can't swim right?" FML

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By mimimi - 30/12/2008 06:24 - France

Today, I went swimming. While I was walking along side of the pool, everyone was staring at me. I began to think that my diet was really working. It was only an hour later, in the changing rooms, that I noticed the string from my Tampax that was sticking out of my swimming costume. FML

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By Higgs - 02/06/2009 19:10 - United States

Today, I went to the pool. When I hit the water the top of my swimsuit came off so I tried to put it on underwater. The lifeguard thought I was drowning and pulled me out in front of everyone. Topless. FML

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noobgang7 5

Monday 22 February 2010 20:06

wow keep ur mouth shut next time

Residence_fml 4

Monday 22 February 2010 20:10

You feel bad about him finding out everyone thought he was annoying? Shouldn't you have told him that he was too slow so he could get out and go swim into another lane? YDI for bitching about someone the entire time without doing something about it and then feel bad he found out.

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blastvortex 3

Tuesday 23 February 2010 4:26

Open mouth and insert foot, OP. Then again, if he really was as annoying as you make him out to be, he might have deserved a good ear-lashing anyway. You've got the powah, OP.

do20ss 4

Tuesday 23 February 2010 4:27

NGM is right, op's not really an asshole he just got a lil pissed about the situation. It's not like any of you havent talked shit about somebody behind their backs. If you haven't snickers(i wouldnt be surprised, the way you talk shit on here)then good for you...nobody can judge on this because we have all done it. But it was kinda stupid to not look t his shorts first OP, DUMBASS lol

CinB_fml 0

Tuesday 23 February 2010 4:36

Don't say things unless you really know they're gone.

samantha_durano 6

Tuesday 23 February 2010 5:25

haha, I hate it when this happens.

Zills 0

Tuesday 23 February 2010 5:39

Snicker this is the first time you've made me laugh. I don't know why I hated you so much. OP you are retarded, and fail at life all that chlorine must have burned your eyesight out and your common sense if you ever had any. Snicker is actually pretty too.

alesanaFan420 0

Tuesday 23 February 2010 7:55

snickerdoodles looks like a dike

greatsarcazm 0

Tuesday 23 February 2010 8:01

then what happened did u get punched in the face?

StoryOfTheYear 14

Tuesday 23 February 2010 8:20

Yah she is pretty, ugly, cmon man your either gay or never seen a real girl in your life, also I think the prick wouldve figured it out eventually that it was the speed lane, I would be willing to bet he was just being a doosh