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By mimimi - 30/12/2008 06:24 - France

Today, I went swimming. While I was walking along side of the pool, everyone was staring at me. I began to think that my diet was really working. It was only an hour later, in the changing rooms, that I noticed the string from my Tampax that was sticking out of my swimming costume. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/05/2010 00:19 - United States

Today, at the pool, I tried to impress the hot lifeguard by doing the perfect dive. Afterward, I realized my shorts were floating through the water. FML

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By bargainshopper - 16/10/2012 11:28 - South Africa - Cape Town

Today, while at a pool party, I found out the reason I got my new, white bikini at such a bargain price; it goes completely transparent when wet. I only realized this after everyone was staring at me and whistling. FML

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By Higgs - 02/06/2009 19:10 - United States

Today, I went to the pool. When I hit the water the top of my swimsuit came off so I tried to put it on underwater. The lifeguard thought I was drowning and pulled me out in front of everyone. Topless. FML

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By Embarrassed Swimmer - 11/12/2011 07:23 - Australia

Today, I went to the pool with my new white bathers. I felt really good about myself because everyone was staring at me until this hot guy came up to me and said "Dude, your bathers are see-through. You need to shave!" FML

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By iannie - 31/07/2011 21:45 - United States

Today, I went to the beach. While I was swimming, I noticed a few really hot guys passing. Trying to be sexy, I slowly got out of the water, showing off my body. I showed a bit more than I expected when I realized my bikini bottom had fallen off. FML

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By volleyballgirl - 28/02/2010 01:11 - United States

Today, at my volleyball tournament I was extremely pumped to start playing so I went to take my sweats off and everybody began to stare at me then I looked down to come to realize I had no spandex on, just a thong. FML

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By HateCelebz - 26/08/2023 00:02

Today, I went for a swim in the sea. It was early and I was the only one in the water. i swam out far, then my tummy rumbled big time. Next thing I knew, I'd shat my shorts. It went everywhere. I had to scoop the poop out with my hand and wash it off whilst swimming back to shore. I had to shower afterwards. FML

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By rebekah - 03/04/2009 19:39 - United States

Today, my tampon string was hanging from my bathing suit. My boyfriend thought it was a thread hanging from my bikini bottom. He publicly pulled out my tampon. FML

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By tantanpanda - 24/06/2015 12:44 - United States

Today, I was swimming my routine laps at the gym's pool and a man came in and swam in the adjacent lane. While swimming freestyle, I smelled a really nasty fart. Not a minute later, he hurriedly left. I didn't realize what he had done until I saw "floating particles" in the water. FML

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By Fatnlonely - 20/08/2019 12:00

Today, at a pool party, I had forgotten to bring a swim suit, so I went in in my bra and shorts. After everyone screaming and telling me to put my shirt back on, I asked, "Why? It's the same as a bikini." My best friend told me it was because no one wanted to see me topless. FML

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bexox 0

Friday 27 February 2009 0:36

#2- Yes you can swim with a tampon in. You're obviously a guy... You'd be surprised how often this happens! :O Now you know whats in the pool!!!

Ash_770 0

Sunday 30 August 2009 2:51

That's kind of one of their purposes...

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Sunday 30 August 2009 2:51

That's kind of one of their purposes...

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chiddy_bang71 0

Monday 20 June 2011 17:22

ydi for saying swimming costume.

emmyjones567 5

Tuesday 2 August 2011 1:13

water pressure stops the flow fyi so it really doesn't matter

ieatmusicxD 0

Thursday 20 October 2011 1:20

She wont necessarily be in the water the whole time...

MissMae93 23

Friday 16 December 2011 5:14

So you're either male, 12 years old, or both. Which is it?

nikkipettyfer 24

Sunday 18 November 2012 16:54

If a tampon didn't work? I can tell you are a guy. That's the purpose of a tampon... So that you can swim.

nikkipettyfer 24

Sunday 18 November 2012 16:54

If a tampon didn't work? I can tell you are a guy. That's the purpose of a tampon... So that you can swim.

charcharthunder 18

Monday 2 June 2014 0:35

**** you. how would you know?? obviously you don't.

bexox 0

Friday 27 February 2009 0:36

#2- Yes you can swim with a tampon in. You're obviously a guy... You'd be surprised how often this happens! :O Now you know whats in the pool!!!

deathnotelovaaa 0

Saturday 17 September 2011 2:33

..disturbing XD

cattisanerd 9

Wednesday 24 June 2015 6:22

Disturbing? Really?

GoMeat4103 0

Saturday 7 March 2009 18:08

#3. A lot of these aren't posted by Americans, or even people who speak English.

skatingweasel 0

Monday 23 March 2009 3:12

You got yourself a tail

aatomkins 0

Monday 6 April 2009 16:32

woahh unlucky girl..

Asmoday_fml 0

Monday 20 April 2009 6:18

wtf is a swimming costume?

bc_canada98 4

Wednesday 21 November 2012 6:25

#7, #10, #11- In french you call it a 'costume de bain' which means swimsuit. OP is from France

shaBAMalex 0

Monday 4 May 2009 17:14

OMG that's so embarrassing D:

junkinmahcranium 0

Sunday 21 June 2009 8:18

You're oblivious to other cultures and terms? Not everyone everywhere refers to things the same way, you mindless prick.

kyleinsane 0

Tuesday 18 May 2010 5:35

yea and ur a ******* nerd STFU

turkeymonster39 0

Monday 16 August 2010 6:01

you don't need to be so closed minded about other cultures.

JustDerpin 11

Wednesday 1 February 2012 0:34

Don't worry guys- she's blonde :P .

pikL3bOi 0

Wednesday 24 June 2009 14:52

Swimming costume?

fthebs 0

Tuesday 30 June 2009 22:48

what is a swimming costume?

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