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By Anonymous - 29/04/2009 22:46 - United States

Today, I was taking the subway to work when I saw a really hot girl. Noticing that she, like me, had a Dunkin' Donuts coffee, I tried to start a conversation by saying, "Is that Double Ds you have there?" She didn't pick up that I was talking about the coffee. FML
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arela 0

what the **** who says double D's for dunkin donuts you douche you deserve it

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pew_pew_lasers 0

Might've helped if you had finished more of your coffee so that you'd've been caffeinatedly focused enough to avoid n00bing up like that.

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pew_pew_lasers 0

If she was flat she would've realized that you were talking about the coffee.

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Rats_fml 0

that has got to be the worst way in which to start a conversation... EVER

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brittbrittT 0

thats the most pathetic pick up line ever. serves you right. but good thing she was nice, i would have kicked you in the balls.

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brittbrittT 0

thats the most pathetic pick up line ever. serves you right. but good thing she was nice, i would have kicked you in the balls.

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Phobic_fml 14

heeeeeeeeeerrrrrrrreeeeeee'sssss your sign.

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jen_kay 0

Hahaha. oh well. Mistaken Sexual comments. dont really matter, im sure she got over it.

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