By Anonymous - 29/04/2009 22:46 - United States

Today, I was taking the subway to work when I saw a really hot girl. Noticing that she, like me, had a Dunkin' Donuts coffee, I tried to start a conversation by saying, "Is that Double Ds you have there?" She didn't pick up that I was talking about the coffee. FML
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Same thing different taste

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what the **** who says double D's for dunkin donuts you douche you deserve it

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Might've helped if you had finished more of your coffee so that you'd've been caffeinatedly focused enough to avoid n00bing up like that.

If she was flat she would've realized that you were talking about the coffee.

that has got to be the worst way in which to start a conversation... EVER

brittbrittT 0

thats the most pathetic pick up line ever. serves you right. but good thing she was nice, i would have kicked you in the balls.

brittbrittT 0

thats the most pathetic pick up line ever. serves you right. but good thing she was nice, i would have kicked you in the balls.

heeeeeeeeeerrrrrrrreeeeeee'sssss your sign.

jen_kay 0

Hahaha. oh well. Mistaken Sexual comments. dont really matter, im sure she got over it.