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By Anonymous - 28/01/2025 02:00 - United States

Today, I walked into a coffee shop where I always flirt with the cute barista who I think likes me, and confidently told her I'd have "the usual." She just stared at me blankly and said, "I have literally never seen you before in my life." FML
I agree, your life sucks 190
You deserved it 592

Same thing different taste

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Tip: Never order “the usual” until they ask you if you’d like your usual.

Tip #2: She's not flirting, she's being polite so her business retains you as a customer, and you supplement her wages with Tip #3.

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Tip: Never order “the usual” until they ask you if you’d like your usual.

Tip #2: She's not flirting, she's being polite so her business retains you as a customer, and you supplement her wages with Tip #3.