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By Anonymous - 16/02/2012 07:32 - Australia

Today, I was talking to a guy I really liked, hoping that he would ask me out. Eventually he asked for my number. I was so excited that I couldn't remember it. FML

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By foreveralone - 23/07/2013 09:51 - New Zealand - Torbay

Today, I was finally asked out on a date after a year of being single. Turns out he got the wrong number. FML

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By Anon - 14/08/2016 10:58 - United States - Tracy

Today, a cute guy came up to me and asked for my phone number. I was super excited and began to write it down when he said, "It doesn't have to be your real number, I'm not gonna call anyway." I still gave him my real number. FML

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By WhoaThere - 18/12/2009 05:23 - United States

Today, a cute guy asked for my phone number and I gladly gave it to him. I was feeling really good about myself for getting hit on by the star football player. That was until he called 8 times and left 5 messages. In 2 hours. FML

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By Anonymous - 18/09/2009 10:40 - Australia

Today, I finally worked up the courage to ask a cute guy for his number. Once he had given me his, he asked for mine. My initial happiness was deflated when he said, "OK, now I can just block every message from you," and walked away. FML

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By 3some? uh, no - 01/02/2013 19:59 - Dominican Republic

Today, I finally found the courage to ask a guy I like out for a drink. He accepted, we drank, and when it came time to go home, I half-drunkenly left him my number. Once I got back home, I realized I'd actually given him my dad's number instead. FML

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By piliseep - 07/06/2017 16:00

Today, I realized that I accidentally said my phone number wrong when I was giving it to a really smart, cute guy with all the same interests as me that I met at a bar last night. I'd had a few drinks and had gotten the middle three digits mixed up. FML

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By sad - 24/04/2009 08:18 - United States

Today, I met a really cute guy at work. He asked for my number, and I wrote it down on a piece of paper. After looking at the paper, he crumpled it up, yelled "Do you think I'm stupid? I know the rejection hotline when I see it", and walked away. It was my real phone number. FML

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By chicagobulls102 - 10/09/2011 18:19 - United States

Today, the really cute guy who asked for my number last night texted me. He wanted to know if he could get my friend's number, because he'd been too shy to ask her directly. FML

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By Single4Life - 05/07/2009 02:40 - United States

Today, my friend told me that she gave my number to a guy I've liked for a while. I asked why and she just said "He's just going to have to tell you himself." I got hopeful and really nervous. A few hours later he calls. Turns out, he's called to try and get a date with my gay friend. FML

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By 987564 - 22/02/2009 07:24 - Korea Republic of

Today, I was talking to my crush about making the soccer team. Excited, he congratulated me and asked for my number. I gave him my cellphone number. He laughed and said "your jersey number". FML

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homieskillet 0

Thursday 16 February 2012 12:01

Well you could have just asked for his number, and when you figure out ur number, call him haha

Buttsexpirate 9

Thursday 16 February 2012 12:03

"Let me get yo number" "Durrrrr". Haha hopefully afterwards you calmed down enough to give him a proper response OP.

Comments

xxGhost_Wolfxx 2

Thursday 16 February 2012 12:44

I remember I used to get really excited over things, I would forget things just like you! Like this one time... I... Uhh...

wild_n_out 8

Thursday 16 February 2012 15:32

Shut up

2O12 6

Thursday 16 February 2012 13:01

"I lost my number, can I have yours?" ^ Great pick up line, too.

EduJav321 24

Thursday 16 February 2012 13:17

Pen and paper? Put it in phone directly? Sharpie on arm? No?

le_troll 0

Thursday 16 February 2012 15:14

Dude she can't remember her number, not she doesn't have any way of storing his.

rubberduckie94 13

Thursday 16 February 2012 13:18

Not a big deal in today's world. Most people I know have trouble remembering there cell number.

redbluegreen 40

Thursday 16 February 2012 13:25

Not to mention the differences between their, there, and they're.

Zaros_fml 24

Thursday 16 February 2012 14:09

Clever girl...

Ken14_fml 3

Thursday 16 February 2012 13:20

Totally know that feeling just keep your cool next time and you will do great:)

Michael912 3

Thursday 16 February 2012 13:20

Haha well at least he asked for your number and did you get his at least

ungawd 3

Thursday 16 February 2012 13:27

Did u ask for his number or email address?

rubberduckie94 13

Thursday 16 February 2012 13:54

Oh you caught me. ; ). That I have to admit was a dumb ass mistake on my part.

Fickle01 4

Thursday 16 February 2012 14:04

That's actually pretty common nowadays - people don't need to juggle as many numbers in their heads as they had to a mere 15 years ago. Forgetting your own cell number isn't really that big of a deal, especially since you can just call people up and the number gets saved.