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By pussy - 04/05/2009 14:46 - Italy

Today, I was talking to my boss about her children. She told me she didn’t want them to develop any problems by letting them sleep with the light on. I didn’t tell her last night I slept with the light on because I’m scared of ghosts. FML

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By Anonymous - 09/01/2017 23:42

Today, I was the last to go upstairs, so I had to turn off the lights. My tired brain decided to use my phone flashlight to check if all the lights were out. FML

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By frogdog563 - 01/09/2019 14:00

Today, my little sister asked what the noises were last night. It happened to be my dad and his girlfriend fooling around. I ended up telling her it was ghosts. Now I'm grounded by my dad who yelled at me for scaring her. I was trying to save his ass from a lot of questions. FML

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By pinecones - 02/02/2015 14:25 - United Kingdom

Today, my coworker said that she suddenly got the shivers. I jokingly told her that it meant she must be being watched by a dead person and made stupid ghost noises. She then told me it was the anniversary of her dad's death and burst into tears. FML

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By bwoolf96 - 10/09/2015 12:32

Today, in the early hours of the morning, I woke up in sleep paralysis, hallucinating the sight of children hanging from the ceiling. Now I'm scared to sleep. FML

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Monday 4 May 2009 20:33

I always sleep with the lights on :(

panda_rectum 0

Monday 4 May 2009 20:36

Don't worry, Capser is the friendly ghost!

Comments

unluckycharms27 0

Tuesday 5 May 2009 2:18

what? this isn't worth a FML.... some people just cant sleep without a light on or a tv or fan going...everyone's different and if its not hurting anyone else, and if it makes you happy, then do it! maybe you could find like the most awesome nightlight ever or something, quirks are the best part about a person! ;)

fbirem 2

Tuesday 5 May 2009 2:27

Ghosts prefer it with the lights on, makes it easier for them to find the people they want to maul at night. Sweet dreams!

pleasetryagain 0

Tuesday 5 May 2009 2:32

How is this an fml? It's not like anyone found out, and you know that someone else's kids won't wind up as ****** up as you!

esklstar 0

Tuesday 5 May 2009 2:42

Ugh stop being so mean u guys probly have fears to i do. i still sleep with the light on, and im not ashamed of it. :P

cefarix 5

Tuesday 5 May 2009 3:21

I'm the ghost that haunts you. Turning the lights on just lets me see better.

Sgt_Schadenfreud 0

Tuesday 5 May 2009 3:26

Wooooooooooooooooo

flippsizzle 0

Tuesday 5 May 2009 3:33

this is not even an FYL. Its more like an FML, for having to read it.

cartering 0

Tuesday 5 May 2009 3:45

you never watch tv do you - ghosts only visit people who use nightlights

SmoothTalker 0

Tuesday 5 May 2009 4:06

unless you live in a place built on the fuckingremains of a graveyard/indian burial mound/razed insane asylum, I think we can all agree you're a grade A pussy who needs to grow some balls (assuming you're a guy)

jessxoxo28 5

Tuesday 5 May 2009 4:19

lol! she should teach her kids not to sleep with the lights on so they dont develope a "problem" like some pple... jk jk watever, ur scared, too late to fix that now