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By Anonymous - 03/09/2010 20:51 - United States

Today, I was talking to my crush on MSN. She was telling me how her friend had passed away recently. I had two chats open and accidentally replied, "That's hilarious." FML

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By Anonymous - 20/11/2021 00:58 - Kenya

Today, my crush started uploading pictures and writing sweet messages about a girl on her status, so I assumed that she was into girls, and lost all hope. Turns out that the girl in question had passed away, and she was remembering her. FML

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By derbyboy - 19/10/2011 05:38 - United Kingdom

Today, at work, I misheard a customer telling me a story. To be polite, I did a slight laugh and nodded my head. She actually told me her mum had died. FML

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By schellbytheseashore - 21/02/2009 07:30 - United States

Today, during a text conversation with a girl I've been trying to get with, she complained about how crummy of a day she was having. I told her it couldn't be as bad as she thought, and she would probably get it over it soon. Then she told me she had found out her cousin had been murdered. FML

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LOL

By iPhonekid - 27/05/2012 07:19 - United States - San Antonio

Today, I texted my friend and asked her what her sad status on Facebook was about. She texted me back, saying her step-mother had passed away. I tried to reply with "awwh" but my phone autocorrected it to "ahaha." FML

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By Huge A Hole - 01/02/2009 05:22 - United States

Today, a girl I've had a huge crush on for a long time told another friend of ours to get a life. I, in my infinite genius responded that her mom needed to get a life. She ran out of the room bawling. I got slapped in the face and informed that her mom had died not long ago. FML

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By Kevin - 29/12/2011 19:32 - France

Today, a friend told me over MSN that her father had died. Trying to express some solidarity, I went to send her a tearful smiley. I accidentally sent her the dancing pig animation instead. FML

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So wrong

By Greg - 28/09/2009 17:34 - United States

Today, I talked to a girl on the phone who had previously told me her last relationship "ended very badly." I said, "So let me guess, the jerk cheated on you?" She paused for a few moments and finally replied, "No, he died in a motorcycle accident." FML

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By Darkheaven - 17/11/2008 11:27 - France

Today, I was in an online chatroom speaking to this girl that I really hit it off with. She then confided in me that she'd recently been dumped by her boyfriend and that he was a jerk. A little while later, we exchanged photos. It was my ex. FML

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By Virginiedetibo - 22/10/2011 02:09 - France

Today, I ran into an old friend. I asked her how she was doing, then asked, "And your mum?" Just as the words escaped my lips, I remembered her mum died a few years ago. Trying to save face, I messed up again and blurted, "She still in the same graveyard?" FML

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Good

By fistpumpin4life - 10/10/2010 00:51 - France

Today, at work, I asked a lady how she was doing. When she replied, I didn't understand her, and instead of asking her what she'd said, I just replied with, "Oh, that's good." What she'd said that I didn't understand was that her husband had just died. FML

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Saturday 4 September 2010 1:15

that sucks

as260191 5

Saturday 4 September 2010 1:18

I laughed.

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damage006 0

Saturday 4 September 2010 21:27

wow that sucks :| it's hapend to me tho lol nuttin an apology can't fix (y)

KusanagiStyle 3

Sunday 5 September 2010 8:01

That's why we use skype. >Remove message will save your life 1000 times over

snowboard7 0

Monday 6 September 2010 10:35

lol.. that's kinda funny, just explain

Anteezy 7

Friday 10 September 2010 18:35

Only two conversations going on and you still messed up : /

theboldshadow 11

Thursday 23 September 2010 19:01

that's hilarious

funzcpl 0

Thursday 4 November 2010 16:23

oops!

Rane_Jade23 0

Thursday 16 June 2011 9:17

That's actually really funny!! (:

rhoholm 0

Wednesday 5 October 2011 7:36

LOL

syah7991 0

Thursday 6 October 2011 2:31

That's hilarious

Jem777 6

Saturday 14 July 2012 11:57

So? Just tell her what happened? Or did you just sit there doing nothing? YDI, easy to fix

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