Love: Today, I was talking to my girlfriend on Facebook. She's in the...

By im_not_me - 09/12/2009 12:31 - Australia

Today, I was talking to my girlfriend on Facebook. She's in the forces, and it was her birthday. I asked her if she liked the flowers I sent her. She thanked me, then asked if she could remove our relationship status. When I asked why, she said, "It's not like we're really going out anymore." FML

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By fmfb - 07/06/2011 23:09 - United States

Today, my girlfriend got into my Facebook account and changed our relationship status to single, just to see which of my friends would "like" it. After revealing to me what she did, she now says I can no longer be friends with anyone who liked it. FML

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By wtfrelationship - 21/10/2009 04:07 - Singapore

Today, I told my girlfriend over MSN that we had to talk. I log on to facebook and the first thing I see is that she changed our relationship from "In a Relationship" to "It's Complicated." FML

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Easy fix

By failure - 13/10/2010 06:18 - Australia

Today, I rang my girlfriend to make sure she made it home alright. She told me to check my Facebook. Nothing was different so I hit refresh. We were no longer in a relationship. I got dumped via Facebook whilst on the phone to her. FML

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By Lies - 19/08/2009 02:44 - United States

Today, I saw the girl I had started dating changed her Facebook relationship status to "In a relationship". Naturally, I changed mine too. The next time I logged on, she had commented, "Really?! Who?!" She was serious. FML

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By sadman - 05/02/2011 07:16 - United States

Today, I had a date with a girl I'd been seeing for about a month. When I got home, I saw her Facebook status changed to "In a relationship." This made me kind of excited, until I realized it wasn't with me. FML

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Stereotypes

By Anonymous - 26/09/2019 06:01

Today, my girlfriend's Facebook relationship status was changed to single. When I tried to ask her about, she told me she's a lesbian now. Her mullet should've been a clue. FML

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Facebook official

By waitthatsnotme - 15/08/2009 00:39 - United States

Today, after dating my girlfriend for about a month, she changed her Facebook status to taken. When I saw the update, I immediately clicked "Like." Then I looked up and saw I wasn't the person she had put herself in a relationship with. FML

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By AlonsoKold - 07/04/2014 23:39 - United States - Jackson

Today, my girlfriend threatened to break up with me because I don't like her Facebook statuses enough. FML

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By danthecomplicate - 29/09/2011 02:28 - United States

Today, my girlfriend changed her relationship status on Facebook to 'It's Complicated' because I didn't give her my last cookie. This happens all the time. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/10/2011 23:03 - United States

Today, I logged on to Facebook to find that my boyfriend's relationship status had changed to in a relationship with his ex. I asked him about it, and all he said was, "I guess I forgot to break up with you." FML

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Kukironosuke 16

Wednesday 9 December 2009 16:17

that just means she's already cheated on you and just wants to justify her actions by insinuating you both knew the relationship was over

Jimboom 11

Wednesday 9 December 2009 16:35

Ouch. But your probably better off without her in the long run. Get yourself a hottie that actually lives in the same country as you and bang her **** off!!

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Ninjaface 0

Friday 11 December 2009 22:09

YDI for having a small magazine. She broke up with you because she realized that once she got back she'd have to deal with your blowing your entire clip in two minutes.

Scubadiver172001 0

Wednesday 16 December 2009 18:21

Lol. She probably just joined the Australian armed forces for the free boob jobs they give. Then she suddenly became "too good" for you and she dumped you like yesterday's news.

kmhello313 0

Thursday 24 December 2009 6:14

She's probably busy doing it with all the hot n built military men she's meeting.

lisha88 1

Sunday 19 June 2011 4:45

Total fail! that means she got a hot date for her birthday

fatalwish 6

Wednesday 7 September 2011 7:42

Well being ex mil i can definatly say dont be nice to her sges already banged half her platoon if not more women tend to flip the **** switch when they are around thousands of horny guys and it typicaly happens when both parties are totaly wasted so cut sling load and call it at that drop that baggage and dont look back

Szaszaspasz 26

Friday 5 October 2012 9:31

I have finished almost 23 years in the military. I wasn't free with my favours as was suggested. When there was just myself and a larger number of guys; I was like a sister to them. (No, there wasn't any incest.) No I wasn't banging guys like a screen door in a hurricane!

monk1002 0

Thursday 10 November 2011 13:38

just goes to show the cold hearted nature of women, and in my experience women are just that; cold hearted jackals. and the good ones? few and far between.