By AlonsoKold - 07/04/2014 23:39 - United States - Jackson

Today, my girlfriend threatened to break up with me because I don't like her Facebook statuses enough. FML
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glowbaby 15

Set your relationship status to single.

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mohamed_H 21

Does your girlfriend happen to be a 5 year old?

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glowbaby 15

Set your relationship status to single.

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falconjade 19

Exactly,#1. If OPs girlfriend isn't mature enough to get over the amount of likes he gives her, she's not mature enough to date either

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ThatOneGuy719 16

Wow, what kind of person gets mad over that hahaha. I would hate to see how she reacts to a slightly more serious problem.

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adrianh1090 12

No one uses Facebook no more Instagram took over.

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17nate 9

#24, Instagram is basically Twitter, for those who cannot read.

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richiedbond 16

Facebook owns Instagram sooooo welcome to Facebook... They both suck.

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daisylokes 16

I doubt she was serious about breaking up with you, plus over something stupid like that? chill out bro, she's probably on her bloody Mary, lmao xXx

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nurchok 15

... and see how she would "like" that :)

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Thrillermj2227 4

wait until she trips over nothing. bitches always be trippin over nothing

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mohamed_H 21

Does your girlfriend happen to be a 5 year old?

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wolfgold2 20

Then she would dump him for not holding her hand on the playground.

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Jessj958 19

Are you Stan? And is she Wendy?

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syed121417 22

I'll tell you right now that she might be overly protective and self consciousness. Get out of there while you can

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TheGreatAlexande 12

Honestly, it is a really easy fix. She's self conscious and liking her statuses will make her feel better about herself, with little to no cost to you. Definitely not worth breaking up over.

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MisterEx 28

#32 - what if I tell you, it's just the tip of the iceberg?

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iLike2Teabag 27

Is she one of those people that get mad and take down their Instagram photo when they don't get enough likes?

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worldclassrager 39

Drop Facebook...or start liking...or just leave her she seems a bit excessive

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yahoowizard 16

If it was a legitimate threat then yeah I'd say break up with her, but I'm not sure. Maybe she was just joking though, but quitting Facebook solves everything lol.

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wildcats909 9

Well... At least you didn't 'like' your own statuses too much.

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