By rtrim29 - 26/12/2009 16:18 - United States

Today, I was told by 'Seventeen' to add liquid highlighter to my foundation for an all-over glow. Little did I know that liquid highlighter is an actual makeup product. I now have an awful rash due to applying the ink from a highlighter pen. FML
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carpediem19 0

did you really think it meant a highlighter pen? like seriously, why would you think an office supply can double as makeup?

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Spaceghost77 0

Damn, you might even be too stupid to work in ****.

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CyclonePsycho 1

What made you think that glowing ink is good for your skin?

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Lauriebug 0

I find the massive amounts of morons with no concept of good grammar, punctuation, or spelling calling the OP a dumbass to be quite hilarious.

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Lauriebug 0

The extra s was a typo, actually, and the comma after punctuation is just as acceptable as not having one. Get a life. Also, are you aware your username is spelled wrong?

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Lauriebug 0

Did you read my comment at all or were you just correcting trivial things that actually need no correcting? I said nothing about the OP's grammar.

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EarlHickey 0

ITT: Trolls trolling trolls trolling trolls.

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missxtravesty 0

It's called an Oxford comma, and it's actually more often used than not. Not having it there leaves room for misinterpretation.

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Emilyinroom483 7

No one gives a **** about the Oxford comma.

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redbluegreen 40

I've seen those English dramas too. They're cruel.

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Rainkicksu 0

I didnt know someone could be so stupid..

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yeahaveragelife 0

bahahaha! lol #9, agreed. this is greaaaaaaat. "hey, where'd you get that awful rash?" "ohh, you know, just rubbed some highlighter fluid all over my face."

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yeahaveragelife 0

bahahaha! lol #9, agreed. this is greaaaaaaat. "hey, where'd you get that awful rash?" "ohh, you know, just rubbed some highlighter fluid all over my face."

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doorbellgirl 0

I'm 11 (almost 12) and I even know what liquid highlighter is YDI

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neon_shoes 0

You're to young to be on here. Also, you lied about your age on your profile. I looked at it and it said you are 13, not 11.

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KelMarCos 3

Wow you're just as stupid as the OP... under your about section you clearly state that you're 11 and afraid of doorbells... yet your birthdate has you as 13. Please leave and come back in 7 years hopefully smarter.

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Sadielovesyou 0

wow guys it clearly states that she is 12 as of April 4th! leave her alone!

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