Love: Today, my boyfriend went to kiss me as we were walking home.... - FML

By Vicky - 26/12/2009 20:47 - United Kingdom

Today, my boyfriend went to kiss me as we were walking home. It was very icy and he slipped. His teeth went through my lip. FML

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By jacobscrackers - 01/08/2010 18:06 - United Kingdom

Today, my boyfriend decided that a good time to have our first kiss was on a roller-coaster, right before a huge drop. He bit through my lip. FML

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By Anon - 08/11/2010 18:34 - Singapore

Today, I was making out with my boyfriend. He got a text and reached over to get his phone. In the process, he elbowed my face and busted my lip. He laughed. FML

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Stealthy

By Anonymous - 11/12/2011 07:29 - Canada

Today, while my boyfriend was sneaking out before my parents awoke, he slipped on some ice and fell on their car. The alarm went off. FML

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By Clumsy Clumsy - 16/04/2016 16:27 - Canada - Spruce Grove

Today, I ran up to my boyfriend to kiss him when he got home from work. I tripped and I fell on him, and he fell backwards. He ended up hitting his head on the sidewalk and had to get stitches. He also had a concussion. FML

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By fmlpanda - 29/05/2010 04:14 - United States

Today, I was making out with my boyfriend. It was going well until our braces got caught. Out of pain, I tried to pull away, which made my eyes water. Then I sneezed in his mouth. FML

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By slayerdeath - 20/05/2012 05:19 - United States - Valparaiso

Today, my girlfriend went in for a kiss too fast and broke my front tooth. FML

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Thirst trap

By Anonymous - 18/03/2010 07:05 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I were play-wrestling on the couch. I got thirsty, so I got up and grabbed a metal water bottle and drank out of it. He tried to playfully touch it and spill water on me, but instead hit it hard enough to where it slammed my mouth, chipped my tooth, and cut open my lip. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/01/2012 18:06 - Canada

Today, my boyfriend and I shared our first kiss. When I leaned in on him, he fell over backwards and smashed his head against the floor. FML

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By Anonymous - 02/03/2011 21:26 - United States

Today, I was out skating with a guy I really like. I put on my best moves, to impress him. I ended up slicing his lip open with my skate mid-jump. His lip is now wired shut by twelve stitches. FML

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By Anonymous - 21/03/2011 03:34 - United States

Today, my boyfriend was buying a new hockey stick; to test it out he started hitting a ball around the aisle and decided to shoot it back into its bin. Instead the ball hit me dead in the mouth, giving me a fat lip. Instead of consoling me, my boyfriend yelled "GOAL!" FML

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poopy910 8

Saturday 26 December 2009 23:19

I'm sure that made a lovely piercing.

sumdizzyfoo 0

Saturday 26 December 2009 23:34

Those must be some horrible teeth or a horendous kisser..."oh no I'm falling, I'll catch my balance on your face, with my jaws"...do you date a german shepherd

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poopy910 8

Saturday 26 December 2009 23:19

I'm sure that made a lovely piercing.

Dont_Explain 3

Sunday 27 December 2009 12:11

If he ripped through your lip, either he ripped off the part above it, or pulled you down with him, or his teeth came out... if his teeth came out, I'm sure they would look lovely as a piercing... Why the **** was his teeth over your lips anyway? You had your lip in his mouth? o.O I'm trying to visualise this, and unless you have retarded kissing, it looks like: http://img22.imageshack.us/img22/8396/fmlt.png or this: http://img697.imageshack.us/img697/7613/fmlf.png

paprik 0

Sunday 27 December 2009 23:35

care to make an animation as well? :D

WhatANoob 0

Tuesday 9 February 2010 4:50

That's a huge turn on

infinitii 0

Saturday 20 March 2010 4:45

frost bite!

noidea_fml 3

Saturday 26 December 2009 23:19

ouchh! sorry about that :(

xbarbiextwinsx 0

Saturday 26 December 2009 23:19

ouch.

realggirl 0

Saturday 26 December 2009 23:20

Ouch!

ohz_boyzz 0

Saturday 26 December 2009 23:26

:| how is that even possible?

niadanac1 3

Saturday 26 December 2009 23:28

This is much like the cracked tooth, lot of kissing related mishaps lately. Take notice everyone!

Victoria13_fml 0

Saturday 26 December 2009 23:29

awe man . poor you

Spaceghost77 0

Saturday 26 December 2009 23:34

Thank God your in England and everyone has the smile of a sand tiger shark. I bet no one will even notice.

thecirclingskies 0

Monday 28 December 2009 11:58

LIES

sumdizzyfoo 0

Saturday 26 December 2009 23:34

Those must be some horrible teeth or a horendous kisser..."oh no I'm falling, I'll catch my balance on your face, with my jaws"...do you date a german shepherd

Joefo 0

Sunday 27 December 2009 1:31

exactly what i was thinking... how do his teeth puncture your lip if he tried to kiss you and slipped?

spreadtheword1o1 0

Saturday 26 December 2009 23:44

I don't believe u

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