Miscellaneous: Today, I was trying to finish an English assignment and I was...

By FUKDOUG - 15/01/2009 01:47 - Canada

Today, I was trying to finish an English assignment and I was not sure how to complete it, so I emailed my teacher to ask her for help. She told me to… flip over the assignment handout page for instructions. FML

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By BadStuden - 05/10/2009 01:47 - Canada

Today, I did a 3 hour long assignment for school. I was bored so I gave it the title "F***ing Assignment for a F***ing Teacher." I went downstairs only to discover that the printer was out of ink. So I sent it to her email, then I realized that I didn't change the title. FML

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By copycat - 19/03/2015 05:05 - United States - Norco

Today, I turned in my homework. Too bad I accidentally handed in the printed answer sheet I found online to copy from. FML

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By oh dang /: - 25/05/2011 11:34

Today, I turned in an essay after staying up late to work on it. I was away when the teacher assigned it, so I'd asked my friend what the subject was. It transpires that she'd given me the wrong one, all because she was mad at me for not returning her pencil. FML

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Doodle

By Busted - 12/01/2010 21:05 - United States

Today, my friend and I doodled on a sheet of paper trashing our English teacher. Later, I went to English class, and my teacher asked for us to take out a sheet of loose sheet of paper and write an essay. It wasn't until I had written on the whole front and flipped to the back that I realized I was using the doodle sheet. FML

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Feedback

By fluent in two, unlike you - 25/03/2014 18:42 - Mexico

Today, the feedback my teacher wrote on my English assignment was so horrible that it took me half an hour and help from both my parents to decipher it. It turned out to be a scathing criticism of my "poor communication skills". I hate my teachers. FML

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By Anonymous - 31/10/2011 10:09 - United Kingdom

Today, I turned in an overdue English assignment at college. My instructor accused me of plagiarism, writing that my sentence structure was "TO" good. Seriously? FML

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Alexa, play "Hey! Student" by The Fall

By Anonymous - 26/04/2020 02:00

Today, one of my UNIVERSITY students submitted an incomplete assignment file to the online learning platform. I emailed him, "You will need to send me the correct file via email, as the system does not accept resubmissions." I literally got as a reply, "So, what do I need to do?" Online teaching is hell. FML

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By Anonymous - 23/06/2017 04:00

Today, I asked my friend to hand in my homework for me since I have tonsillitis. She thought it would be funny to draw a big heart on it with my teacher's name inside, which she then handed in. FML

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Graded

By df22 - 03/07/2020 20:08

Today, I got my language final exam back. It was a 10-page essay front and back, and I saw that I received a D. The teacher told me the plot was too hard to follow and it jumped all over the place. It turns out he forgot to read the back of every page. FML

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By ihavepinkbackpac - 28/02/2009 19:07 - United States

Today, I forgot to do my French homework, but since it was an online worksheet, I told my teacher my internet wasn't working. I told her with an e-mail. FML

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subarchetta 0

Wednesday 18 March 2009 2:07

Hahah! Oh well, just suck your boyfriend's dick to forget the shame. Always works for me.

Timmytwofinger 0

Thursday 5 February 2009 2:51

hahaha dumbass

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Timmytwofinger 0

Thursday 5 February 2009 2:51

hahaha dumbass

medotcom 0

Thursday 12 May 2011 3:39

so true

subarchetta 0

Wednesday 18 March 2009 2:07

Hahah! Oh well, just suck your boyfriend's dick to forget the shame. Always works for me.

breenarae25 0

Wednesday 15 September 2010 0:53

agreed

k3llyn 0

Friday 3 April 2009 22:19

You dumbass.

jmbizzle32 0

Sunday 26 April 2009 4:12

Agreed with 3, work that dick, son.

ellielovesuu 0

Monday 11 May 2009 4:09

You're retarded, OP.

PixelSlayer247 0

Thursday 11 June 2009 9:31

Why are some people alive? -_-"

bethay 0

Thursday 2 July 2009 20:42

I don't even understand why you wouldn't check first.

Boomi 38

Sunday 11 September 2016 8:31

Same, I always check.

FMLreactor 0

Friday 10 July 2009 2:01

Pretty pathetic

bethay 0

Tuesday 14 July 2009 0:54

God damn, you're even dumber than me is.

Chalaka 0

Sunday 9 August 2009 17:59

Nice going, ********.

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