By setaleschausasses - 26/12/2010 05:22 - Lebanon

Today, I was trying to impress a very cute guy at a party by grinding up against him. During my very sexy choreography, I heard him say, “It feels like a slug rubbing against me.” FML
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SpeakUpFYL 4

So much for courtship and subtle art of seduction.

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RuneRifle 22

YDI for thinking grinding is sexy and you can impress people with it..

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9a_z1 11

So he's cute and has an amusing way with words, I think you should keep trying to impress him. Then report back on what he says.

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dragoongirl90 34

Are you sure he said slug?

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maharb01 17

maybe he was talking about his own flaccid self. no regrets OP, let your flag fly!

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Platinum69 8

Why would you do that? Keep your dignity

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PePziNL 20

Maybe he said '****'? Wait, that's not really better...

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Marialenachan 9

Couldn't you just go and talk to him?I'm pretty sure it would have turned out better than this..

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Taurus_ChicKa 36

Apparently your choreography isn't as sexy as you thought.

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fictionaldiary 11

I don't see how that would be impressive.

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triztenjt 2

could have been talking about his meat rubbing against him

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NoHaloHali 11

You deserve it for invading his personal space. He made it very clear he wasn't into you.

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