Kids: Today, I was volunteering at a school. There's this really bratty... - FML

By ugly - 07/04/2009 23:34 - United States

Today, I was volunteering at a school. There's this really bratty boy there and he was being rude, so I joked, "How are you ever gonna get a girlfriend when you're so mean?" He responds, "I think the better question is how are you ever gonna get a boyfriend when you're so ugly." He's 7. FML

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heavyop 0

Wednesday 8 April 2009 9:56

Wow, I think he won that one

mychemro_kiss 2

Wednesday 8 April 2009 10:02

XD. He won. Hands DOWN. *pats back* Cookie?

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somename1223132 5

Tuesday 3 November 2009 5:11

Thats what the sleaper hold was made for revenge

Anteezy 7

Wednesday 2 December 2009 15:45

Even though I hate brats, he got you there uggo!

brianjman14 22

Wednesday 31 March 2010 5:25

oh shit! he got u!!

zipdrug 0

Tuesday 4 May 2010 15:47

o snap. owned.

melonsmasherrr 0

Thursday 24 June 2010 4:27

I ******* hate kids like that. I have lived with them my whole life and If I EVER come across another one I will kill IT!! I understand you(: same happend to me:/

rottentomatoes 7

Monday 9 August 2010 18:06

win. + on FML the kids are só epic ___________________________

Kitsukami 0

Thursday 12 August 2010 3:50

Am I the only one concerned about the mental stability of #143? ._.

simo11467875 0

Saturday 14 August 2010 12:08

suck dik

jonator 0

Tuesday 24 August 2010 6:20

win haha but tht still sucks u shoulda said my bf doesn't think so

henaisawesome 0

Monday 30 August 2010 2:25

LOL owned !

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