Kids: Today, I was waiting for my wife in a mall when some kids came...

By HenryRollinsForPresident - 25/09/2012 11:54 - United States - Edmond

Today, I was waiting for my wife in a mall when some kids came and sat near me, wearing band t-shirts. I recognized some, as I was into The Smiths and Black Flag in my youth. I tried to strike up a music-fan chat with them. "Fuck off, grandad" and "Ew, pedo" is all I got in return. FML

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By tlm84 - 28/07/2014 02:54 - United States - Fitchburg

Today, while out shopping, I could hear what sounded like two grown men talking about me, and they were being pretty gross. I turned around to scold them and it turned out being a dad and his 13-year-old son. He said he was, "teaching a son to be a man", and that my ass was "grounds for discussion." FML

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By Sardine - 18/12/2009 22:14 - United States

Today, I went to a park and sat down next to this older lady. Some kids started fighting and screaming at each other, so I leaned next to her and said, "Man, am I glad those aren't MY kids." She turned to me and said, "Yeah, they're mine." FML

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Rock n roll

By sadie - 15/05/2024 03:00 - United States - Las Vegas

Today. I realized my dad is a little bit too rock n roll when he got into a pushing and shoving match with a married couple, who was making comments about how my dad’s leather jacket and ripped jeans weren’t “appropriate.” To be fair, they started it, but this was a parent night at a high school. FML

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By notacreep - 16/05/2009 08:39 - United States

Today, I was at the mall with my girlfriend's family. Her 7 year old brother told me he was feeling sad, so I tried to give him a pat on the back, but it turns out he had a bruise there. He yelled out "don't touch me there!" In the middle of the mall. Now her parents think I'm a pedophile. FML

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By CA19oo - 27/05/2012 13:13 - United States - Grovetown

Today, I got yelled at and called a pedo by a mother after I sat down in a swing next to her daughter. I was too embarrassed to tell her that I'm a 20 year old who really does enjoy swinging in my spare time. FML

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By motherdearest - 21/03/2009 23:18 - United States

Today, I went to the mall with my mom. We were in American Eagle shopping for spring clothes, when a few good looking guys walked by and whistled at me. I smiled at them. They were checking out my mom, not me. FML

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By LynnJ - 06/02/2010 02:18 - Canada

Today, I walked past a group of men at the mall and one of them mooed at me. FML

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Don't do this

By storksleuth - 04/10/2011 08:57 - United States

Today, I saw a girl wearing a Nirvana shirt. Since Nirvana has been my favorite band for a long time, I tried striking up a conversation with her. Turns out she doesn't even listen to them, and only bought the shirt because she "liked the smiley face." FML

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By no i'm sure you're a responsible parent - 09/04/2020 02:00 - United States

Today, I got bitched out by some lady in a Walmart because I looked at her funny while she was on the phone, loudly bragging about "slapping the shit out of" her kids. FML

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By creeper - 03/09/2009 19:06 - United States

Today, I went to see my favorite band in concert. When the show was over I got the chance to meet them. When I met the guitarist and told him my name, he recognized me. To my disappointment it was as the facebook creeper. FML

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Tuesday 25 September 2012 16:02

I seriously doubt they knew the bands anyway. Like all the stoners with the Bob Marley shirts.

fsukid1021 0

Tuesday 25 September 2012 16:01

kids these days....

Comments

msfudgemuffins 6

Sunday 14 October 2012 4:13

they need to learn some ******* respect... honestly

isuckok 11

Friday 11 October 2013 4:55

Hey, I would've talked to you. Sorry you found a mean bunch of kids.

ashjo 12

Thursday 14 November 2013 8:31

kids are so rude now a days

NineeCat 32

Thursday 19 June 2014 0:49

Apparently they're just too ******* cool, for YOUR old ass-_- dicks.....

Honest_FML 9

Thursday 9 October 2014 1:09

Those kids are usually punks anyway Don't take them too seriously

lonerlarry123 12

Thursday 1 January 2015 22:48

they sound really mean. just ignore them

snazzymcwho 21

Tuesday 31 March 2015 16:06

Sorry OP. Teens are massive assholes. :/ Most of them. Not all. I've known some awesome teens, but even when I was a teenager, I hated other teenagers. ;).

junpeiIori 17

Sunday 26 July 2015 1:09

I would've welcomed the conversation. I was "that weird kid" in high school that didn't listen to rap, but opted for Rush, Queen, Dream Theater and many others :/