Miscellaneous: Today, I was waiting for the bus while wearing my FML shirt....

By Danou - 28/03/2011 13:51 - France

Today, I was waiting for the bus while wearing my FML shirt. A passer-by stopped, stared at me for a moment, and said, "I agree, your life sucks." FML

I agree, your life sucks 32 114

You deserved it 58 658

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By Anonymous - 26/11/2009 05:15 - Canada

Today, I was riding on my usual bus, when I noticed a man staring at me. I was having a really bad day, and said "Can you please stop staring at me?" He then replied with "I'm just trying to look out the window, and your head is in the way. Don't flatter yourself." FML

I agree, your life sucks 10 340

You deserved it 46 548

By Anonymous - 30/07/2011 09:26 - Canada

Today, as I was taking the bus home, I sat down next to a man wearing an FML shirt. While snickering I said to him "You totally deserved it." I guess he thought that comment deserved a broken nose. FML

I agree, your life sucks 21 387

You deserved it 81 693

By Hahapasdroleleptit - 10/05/2011 14:56 - France

Today, I was sitting on the bus following a harrowing breakup. A boy of no more than 6 looked at me full of compassion and said, "Are you crying because you're ugly?" FML

I agree, your life sucks 49 035

You deserved it 5 947

WTF? FML!

By ricky the sage - 05/10/2013 00:04 - United Kingdom - Coventry

Today, I was on the bus, heading to work, when the girl beside me started yelling at me, claiming I was staring down her shirt. I did no such thing, but the driver nonetheless stopped the bus and made me get off, all under the withering glares of the other passengers. FML

I agree, your life sucks 46 441

You deserved it 3 380

Flustered

By Sara Princess - 09/04/2023 02:00

Today, as I was about to get onto the bus, my bus pass fell out of my hands. Being in a rush, I barely picked it up from the street not having a good grasp of it, just to have it fall again as I was about to swipe it. It felt like the whole bus was staring at me. FML

I agree, your life sucks 612

You deserved it 224

By Revalation - 27/08/2011 23:06 - United States

Today, while riding the bus, a creepy guy gave me the "rape glare" and another guy repeated every word to the conversation I was having with my friend under his breath. FML

I agree, your life sucks 32 567

You deserved it 3 075

One weird technique

By NotYourTracy - This FML is from back in 2018 but it's good stuff

Today, while on the bus, I started a conversation with the person next to me. After a little back and forth, she finally said, "Do you think people will stop talking to me if I say I have AIDS?" FML

I agree, your life sucks 2 694

You deserved it 908

By crop circle galore - 06/09/2014 02:36 - United States

Today, I had to take bus to work, because yesterday my car was hit by a bus. While standing there, I noticed the driver kept looking back at me every now and then. As I went to get off, he looks at me again and says: "Sorry..." FML

I agree, your life sucks 49 747

You deserved it 3 220

By luciaspiano - 05/02/2010 00:47 - United States

Today, I was riding a bus. After having a conversation with my friend, I looked down and saw a little boy looking at me. He asked, "Are you a boy or a girl?" As if that wasn't bad enough, when I responded that I was a girl, he said, "Oh. So, why do you have a boy voice then?" FML

I agree, your life sucks 30 295

You deserved it 3 068

By mhm - 06/05/2012 02:21 - Canada - Woodbridge

Today, on the bus, I caught the eye of this ugly, sweaty girl giving me a death stare through the driver's mirror. I gave her a death stare back. Only then I realized I was staring at myself. FML

I agree, your life sucks 12 529

You deserved it 37 449

SirEBC 7

Monday 28 March 2011 17:00

Bring him to us. We'll **** him up.

burninnapalm 5

Monday 28 March 2011 17:04

dude. that's a win on his part. fail on yours for not seeing the joke.

Comments

lionheart822 13

Monday 28 March 2011 18:33

******* off ****** the ****** tshirt ****** rack ****** at ****** the ******* store. ****** or ****** on-******-line. I'm sorry but please learn some new words, as your vocabulary makes you sound like some 8 year old kid who learned his first curse word.

Joeyc524 0

Monday 28 March 2011 18:42

Lmao that suckss

Joeyc524 0

Monday 28 March 2011 18:43

#53 I agree with you

raisin31408 0

Monday 28 March 2011 18:51

how's that an fml. that's a win!!

koolbop56 0

Monday 28 March 2011 18:55

Isn't that why you made it a shirt...?

ThickHead 0

Monday 28 March 2011 18:59

ydi, your the one who bought it

sweet_candy_ 17

Monday 28 March 2011 19:07

You should feel special that person took time out of his/her day to comment about your fml.....shirt.

AssDan 0

Monday 28 March 2011 19:10

@ 50, using **** multiple times in a sentence doesn't make you funny nor awesome, Bernie Mac.

akallaan 7

Monday 28 March 2011 19:15

FML now sucks with crap FML's such as this. FML.

DocBastard 38

Monday 28 March 2011 19:29

...says the person who has 0 of 39 FMLs published. Sour grapes, methinks.

DocBastard 38

Monday 28 March 2011 19:38

Or his life actually is that ******, in which case either of your suggestions are still valid. But don't use big words like "immolate". It scares the trolls away.