By Laura - 11/03/2011 05:20 - United States

Today, I was waiting for the pan to heat up so I could make myself scrambled eggs. Just then, my mom runs up to me, cracks an egg open on my head, and runs away laughing. I only had one other egg. FML
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FYLDeep 25

Then you've only got one shot to get her right in the face with it. No pressure.

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marinus_fml 19

I like my eggs fried,boiled,baked,omlette, but quite frankly my dear, no one gives a damn.

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locachick101 0

aw man that sucks. but your mom cool though, unless you were about to go to school and you have go take a shower again, then she's mean lol

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fthku 13

The person in the photo (Which isn't the person who commented) looks nothing like Jackie Chan. The only thing similar is the fact that they're both asian.

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goza27 0

it's Leslie from the hangover.

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MissBunny25 0

if people don't know him as the guy in the hangover, you people are seriously deprived of good entertainment :0

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rallets 22

or the teacher from Community

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1221jamw 11

please all asian people look the same

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sunnysurfchick 0

mom needs to quit drinking vodka w/ her OJ.

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you_and_me_fml 8

haha that sucks especially if you just got ready..hope you had fun washing that outt

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hottie_ogden 0

yea you had one left hehhehehehe btw I am pedobear approved

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Jujunut 4

Yes... yes... your life is terrible. Hire a mountain goat with a raging boner to visit your mum as revenge.

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marinus_fml 19

We never run out if eggs. We have chickens. yay for me.

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winoahh 10

do your chickens lay eggs continuously :O? what did you give them?

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MissBunny25 0

they're called laying hens.. they lay eggs.. like all the time.. haha I love how fascinated you just got with chickens

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ReynshineCutting 10

Lucky! Once we move we're getting chickens for that exact reason, but while living in a rental in city limits we can't :'(

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lemonzone25 17

Why would you need more than one egg..? Fattie.

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Mirorbo 26

Generally, a good breakfast consists of two eggs, be them scrambled, fried, poached, or any other way someone may prefer.

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love_me_electric 20

Who the hell eats only one egg? I'd still be starving after if that's all I had for breakfast.

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creamcheese724 0

one egg and a small potato is enough...fatty

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catnip216 0

And each meal should be 400-500 calories, so 2 eggs leaves plenty of room for milk, toast, etc.

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ReynshineCutting 10

Some people need more than one egg because they aren't anorexic like you. They're what we call "normal". A dietician or nutritionist should slap you upside the head for saying that.

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MissBunny25 0

you spelled fatty like my 7 year old cousin..

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Alex94xela 0

oh the irony u call op fatty but look at ur picture u fat ****

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pickles1994 18

well maybe the person who said that has a really slow metabolism and barely eats anything and is still fat... quite possible... jussayin :D

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xDancer101x 0

eggs r good for u and I lik 2 eggs too and I actually doubt OP is fat and (I actually am a little underweight myself) u r just freakishly skinny

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JojoChuo 8

I love eggs, i'd have 3 I'd I could :)

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CallMeHush 0

Scrambled egg then, if you want eggS use the hairy one.

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