Miscellaneous: Today, I was walking down the street, when I saw a guy in front...

By shalara - 15/06/2012 20:23 - Netherlands - Amstelveen

Today, I was walking down the street, when I saw a guy in front of me trip and fall forwards, and I quickly jumped forward to steady him. Apparently he thought he was being mugged, and threw his head backwards into my face, leaving my nose a bloody mess. FML

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You deserved it 2 475

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By LizLiao - 14/04/2009 07:50 - United States

Today, I was running down the hallway when a door opens and hits me right on the face. I'm sitting there with my nose bleeding and a huge bump forming on my head. The guy who comes out is hugely fat, tries to help me up, trips, and falls on me. I accidentally groped his moobs while trying to push him off. FML

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You deserved it 7 783

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By Awkward - 01/02/2013 22:53 - United Kingdom - Wolverhampton

Today, I tripped while walking down a large flight of stairs. As I fell forward, I instinctively reached out and grabbed onto one of the guys walking up. I ended up taking him and two other people down with me, earning myself a great many disgusted glares as I dusted myself off. FML

I agree, your life sucks 27 315

You deserved it 8 038

By Clumsy Clumsy - 16/04/2016 16:27 - Canada - Spruce Grove

Today, I ran up to my boyfriend to kiss him when he got home from work. I tripped and I fell on him, and he fell backwards. He ended up hitting his head on the sidewalk and had to get stitches. He also had a concussion. FML

I agree, your life sucks 20 494

You deserved it 3 248

By Username - 22/02/2010 05:44 - United States

Today, my boyfriend was telling me about accidentally punching his best friend in the face. As he was acting it out he ended up punching me and giving me a bloody nose. FML

I agree, your life sucks 29 107

You deserved it 3 325

By Braxam - 15/06/2011 16:42 - United States

Today, I was walking to class, when a kid came up behind me and smacked me in the face a few times until I fell to the ground. I rolled over and he said, "Oh shit! Wrong person, my bad." FML

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You deserved it 3 641

By Zizi - 04/07/2015 13:18 - Norway - Mosj?en

Today, I got punched in the face, had hair ripped out of my skull and broke a tooth on the pavement when I fell. Some guy mistook me for someone else. FML

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You deserved it 1 758

By deven - 29/08/2009 22:58 - United States

Today, I saw a fight so I went over to try and break it up. Someone thought I wanted to join in, so he gave me an unexpected whap in the happy sacks, and I also got a bloody nose for my troubles. FML

I agree, your life sucks 16 737

You deserved it 44 798

By laurisshnazzy - 07/04/2009 05:10 - United States

Today, I was walking down the street with my friend, one I walk down every day, and I saw a really cute guy nearby. I felt like I looked better than usual, so I turned my head to offer a smile, and walked right into a pole. The impact was strong enough to send me falling to the floor. FML

I agree, your life sucks 20 178

You deserved it 46 909

By clumsy - 07/05/2013 00:45 - United States - Murfreesboro

Today, I tried to "trip" and fall into this guy I've had a crush on. I missed and fell on my face. He stepped over me and kept walking. FML

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You deserved it 54 012

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By Too tall for this shit - 30/11/2024 22:00 - United States - Fresno

Today, I parked, then opened my car door to get out, and somehow managed to practically knock myself out by banging my head on the frame, then on the car door that had slammed back into my forehead as I was still reeling from hitting the roof. A guy walking by asked if I was okay while trying not to laugh. FML

I agree, your life sucks 334

You deserved it 116

Keevarou 17

Saturday 16 June 2012 1:44

At least you're of the small percentage that actually help people in need. In worst case, he could have died. So keep it with you that you did a good deed, and maybe even saved a life :) Even if he reacted that way, which is kind of normal though, some people are like that

Bonzer 2

Saturday 16 June 2012 1:44

Be glad you helped him, he could've gotten hurt. Just a misunderstanding.

Comments

In_some_bullshit 13

Saturday 16 June 2012 2:28

Eh, that does suck just be happy he isn't as bad as me. I've got PTSD. I scream, swing, and carry mace.

hecallsmedarlin 7

Saturday 16 June 2012 2:29

33- "can't never"? That would be improper English.. I believe you mean "can't ever" :)

GirlOnFire143 6

Saturday 16 June 2012 2:32

If we're on the topic of Karma, then I guess it's safe to assume that OP will find $20 on the ground tomorrow.

trollfaced 2

Saturday 16 June 2012 2:32

No good deed goes unpunished! Why do people not remember that?

baddawg365 0

Saturday 16 June 2012 2:37

No good deed goes unpunished Edit: 43- Dang it the one time I don't read all the comments and I say the same thing

MissMae93 23

Saturday 16 June 2012 2:50

33 - Uh, I think you mean "her".

Thebluntcunt 3

Saturday 16 June 2012 3:04

I'm sorry about your nose op. I've broken mine before, and it hurts like a bitch. I hope you have healed up well!

ddddddddg 9

Saturday 16 June 2012 3:27

Well you can't really blame him, if you really were a mugger he wouldve won

perdix 29

Saturday 16 June 2012 3:32

Use a gun next time. You'll make money and your poor nose won't take a beating. You've got to have mad skillz to be able to literally jump someone. Firearms take all the muss and fuss out of the transaction.

zandalee 19

Saturday 16 June 2012 4:09

Plus if you wear a sexy Catwoman costume whilst carrying said gun, you may just make the news thus turning yourself into an overnight celebritie! You go superhero girl you!!