Miscellaneous: Today, I was walking down the street, when I saw a guy in front...

By shalara - 15/06/2012 20:23 - Netherlands - Amstelveen

Today, I was walking down the street, when I saw a guy in front of me trip and fall forwards, and I quickly jumped forward to steady him. Apparently he thought he was being mugged, and threw his head backwards into my face, leaving my nose a bloody mess. FML

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By LizLiao - 14/04/2009 07:50 - United States

Today, I was running down the hallway when a door opens and hits me right on the face. I'm sitting there with my nose bleeding and a huge bump forming on my head. The guy who comes out is hugely fat, tries to help me up, trips, and falls on me. I accidentally groped his moobs while trying to push him off. FML

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By Awkward - 01/02/2013 22:53 - United Kingdom - Wolverhampton

Today, I tripped while walking down a large flight of stairs. As I fell forward, I instinctively reached out and grabbed onto one of the guys walking up. I ended up taking him and two other people down with me, earning myself a great many disgusted glares as I dusted myself off. FML

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You deserved it 8 038

By Clumsy Clumsy - 16/04/2016 16:27 - Canada - Spruce Grove

Today, I ran up to my boyfriend to kiss him when he got home from work. I tripped and I fell on him, and he fell backwards. He ended up hitting his head on the sidewalk and had to get stitches. He also had a concussion. FML

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By Username - 22/02/2010 05:44 - United States

Today, my boyfriend was telling me about accidentally punching his best friend in the face. As he was acting it out he ended up punching me and giving me a bloody nose. FML

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By Braxam - 15/06/2011 16:42 - United States

Today, I was walking to class, when a kid came up behind me and smacked me in the face a few times until I fell to the ground. I rolled over and he said, "Oh shit! Wrong person, my bad." FML

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By Zizi - 04/07/2015 13:18 - Norway - Mosj?en

Today, I got punched in the face, had hair ripped out of my skull and broke a tooth on the pavement when I fell. Some guy mistook me for someone else. FML

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You deserved it 1 758

By deven - 29/08/2009 22:58 - United States

Today, I saw a fight so I went over to try and break it up. Someone thought I wanted to join in, so he gave me an unexpected whap in the happy sacks, and I also got a bloody nose for my troubles. FML

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You deserved it 44 798

By laurisshnazzy - 07/04/2009 05:10 - United States

Today, I was walking down the street with my friend, one I walk down every day, and I saw a really cute guy nearby. I felt like I looked better than usual, so I turned my head to offer a smile, and walked right into a pole. The impact was strong enough to send me falling to the floor. FML

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By clumsy - 07/05/2013 00:45 - United States - Murfreesboro

Today, I tried to "trip" and fall into this guy I've had a crush on. I missed and fell on my face. He stepped over me and kept walking. FML

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By Too tall for this shit - 30/11/2024 22:00 - United States - Fresno

Today, I parked, then opened my car door to get out, and somehow managed to practically knock myself out by banging my head on the frame, then on the car door that had slammed back into my forehead as I was still reeling from hitting the roof. A guy walking by asked if I was okay while trying not to laugh. FML

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Keevarou 17

Saturday 16 June 2012 1:44

At least you're of the small percentage that actually help people in need. In worst case, he could have died. So keep it with you that you did a good deed, and maybe even saved a life :) Even if he reacted that way, which is kind of normal though, some people are like that

Bonzer 2

Saturday 16 June 2012 1:44

Be glad you helped him, he could've gotten hurt. Just a misunderstanding.

Comments

SparkleyTurtle 4

Saturday 16 June 2012 1:52

Don't help people.... They can be jackasses... Just take a pic and laugh--show your friends!

ObsessedWithMe 13

Saturday 16 June 2012 1:54

It's a reflex. Did he at least apologize?

brohamas16 7

Saturday 16 June 2012 1:56

Hah you should have done the normal thing.....sit back and cry laughing

Quikraptor 8

Saturday 16 June 2012 1:57

No worries. No deed goes unpunished, you know. Good of you to try and help though, and I hope you're okay!

cordelay98 10

Saturday 16 June 2012 2:02

At least you tried

berichsoon 11

Saturday 16 June 2012 2:08

If he does, he would be considered an asshole, then karma will get him back. I don't know you can't never win in this world anymore no matter what you do

Kbearlove23 0

Saturday 16 June 2012 2:11

Must be karma lol

SqueakyChipmunk 21

Saturday 16 June 2012 2:54

Damn it, Earl.

FilleNoir 21

Saturday 16 June 2012 2:12

I would've just laughed....

UnionsSuck 5

Saturday 16 June 2012 2:15

That sucks op not your fault you tried to do the right thing

Calyx_fml 21

Saturday 16 June 2012 2:25

YDI. How many FMLs are there with people jumping in to help someone and it ending badly? Just stop. You aren't Batman. Unless someone is falling in front of an oncoming bus keep your hands to yourself.